[littl3chocobo]

ok so a man and his bride are on their honeymoon, the man wanting her to know her place from the begining took off his pants and threw them at his new wife 'put these on' he demanded, his wife replied that she couldn't he then said 'of course not, i am the man of the house i wear the pants' the wife nodded the took off her panties and threw them at him 'get into those' she demanded, the husband said ge could not, the wife then replied 'exactly and you never will if you keep up that shitty attitude of yours'

[gremlin]

LMFAO. xD
thank you for that.

[Rosekitten]

good thing Choco's here im not good at er.. relationship issues ^.^; i dont put up with shit so id say drop him on his head

[gremlin]

if I did he would probably shit his pants.
I know this is mean but no girl would deal with this shit for as long as I have.
he isn't good at comforting, pretty much if he can't relate he doesn't know what to say and his attempts at comfort are really... mundane.

[Rosekitten]

see then you deserve someone better D; he sounds like he needs a few more years to mature

[littl3chocobo]

i know how neirra feels and agree with rose, shit or no

[gremlin]

he's twenty.

>__>

[littl3chocobo]

even better his parents can still take his ass back

[gremlin]

HA. if I told his dad how he was behaving I think he would kick the shit out of him. not really, but kick at least some sense into him.

[littl3chocobo]

well there you go, not solved but now solvable if you'll take it



<<; now i want pirate yaoi....dangit neirra, you mean thing you

[gremlin]

nah.
I wouldn't do that.
:/
it would cause sooooo much shit and I'm not one to do that.

[littl3chocobo]

well what about plan a? head-drop?

[gremlin]

I've dumped him twice.
both times he apologized and treated me really nice after.
I threatened to dump him a few times, tbqh if I just broke up with him he would be immensely sad ( only girl he has ever actually legit loved and wanted to spend the rest of his life with ) but he warned me that if we broke up again it'd be for good. > w>;;
I DOUBT IT but still.

[Rosekitten]

dont mention that word Choco! DX i broke those bad habits of mine.. though this rp isn't helping that i started with pinkie .__.;;;;;;

and tell his parents if they like you and they want their son to not be a loser they'll 'help' D;

i know if kano started being stupid id tell his mum and dad they'd be like wtf your problem boy!

[gremlin]

his parents adore me. xD
but I really don't think it would help. my boyfriend would get all pissy and would probably never get over it if I did.

[littl3chocobo]

what habits?