[Satan]

Oh bees are fantastic! Hell loves bees, in fact they are now man eating and human sized! Boy do demons adore their pollinators.

@Merskelly Whatever you wish! All it will cost is your soul, but your body will most certainly rest in pieces peace tonight. Ehem.. Please do check out the spa, make sure to write your name on every limb you want dismembered it would be quite the shame if you were put back together with the wrong parts.


How's everyone doing this fine Saturday? I woke up, read 4 pages of a book made some food and next thing I know the day is almost over! I still don't know where it went.

[Merskelly Metalien]

>x/ Ooh darn! They don't have like a free massage for arms of first-time customers or anything do they? :/
I left my soul on my home planet in an old pizza box so it would smell like cheese.
<:/ It hasn't worked so far..
I can't pay unfortunately, but I certainly recommend the spa! :D Sounds amazing!

Saturday...today is Saturday? o-o;? I-...I don't remember how I'm doing, since all the days feel the same. <x']
BUT I just saw what I thought was a big white bird glide around my backyard.
xD Turns out it was just a plastic bag in the wind hahaha!

[Derpy McBlueEyes]

Originally Posted by Satan

Of course hell hoards! Yes TV commercial, more than one can possibly stand to watch, TV is not worth it! Might I suggest a lava park or dismemberment spa?

Derpy waddles over and tugs at your ankle. "Is there somefing for me? I don't wanna get burned in lava or dis...dismem....pulled apart!"

[Kory]

I believe Aurelio Voltaire's songs should be the theme songs to this hangout.

[Satan]

Hey hey hey! Sorry for the delay been workin’ some shit out and waiting on my new phone to come in (Got it today woohoo!)

I’ll totally see what I can hook you up with Merskelly, surely there’s alternate payments for the spa.

*Picks Derpy up and sets him on my shoulder.* You my little friend are safest with me. Care for ice cream?

Ouh, I’ll have to check them out! Any one particular song in mind Ava?

[Derpy McBlueEyes]

"Yeah!" Derpy cheers, excitedly, nearly falling off your shoulder. "Ice cweam pwease!"

[Merskelly Metalien]

>u> Well, I think I'm past needing a spa treatment now. <x'D

[Kory]

Originally Posted by Satan

Ouh, I’ll have to check them out! Any one particular song in mind Ava?

Oooo! There are so many!
For this thread though, I'd suggest, "Death Death Devil Devil Evil Evil" or "When You're Evil"
There's loads of good gems, though!

[littl3chocobo]

in hell the icecream is garlic & peas flavored x''D

[Merskelly Metalien]

I heard in hell,
>.> there aren't any drugs or alcohol for druggies and alcoholics for a period of time, so as to allow for maximum torture during a withdrawal.

:D I also heard that hellhounds are granted horns after they retrieve six hundred souls on earth. <x/ Sounds really difficult, especially since you need one person to look at you 3 times in order to just get one soul.

[Derpy McBlueEyes]

Originally Posted by littl3chocobo

in hell the icecream is garlic & peas flavored x''D

Derpy begins to sniffle...then bursts out in a wail, "BUT I WANTED OREO ICE CWEAM!" He bawls, loudly, clinging to Satan's neck.

[Satan]

Never too late for a spa treatment! Though... I do wonder who's sharing so many rumors from hell... Are you sure you're not a resident Merskelly?

I'll listen tonight Ava, can't wait!

SHSHSHHHH! CHOCOBO! Derpy's crying now... Great...

*Wincing Satan snaps his finger summoning oreo icecream, about to hand it to Derpy before slyly picking a pea off the top, flicking it Chocobos way. Then hands the icecream to Derpy.* Now all's in order, we can get back to business as usual.

How's everyone doin' with this Hellish season comin' up?

[Derpy McBlueEyes]

Derpy wipes at his eyes with one paw as he takes the ice cream with the other. The loud crying ceases and he sniffles a bit before giving a small hiccup and settling down to eat the ice cream.

"My birfday is soon!" he announces, cheerfully. "And mama's gonna make me lots of new cwothes and masks!"

[Merskelly Metalien]

@ Satan: Actually, I have an impish little hellhound friend. >w> Her name is Noodles. She's a real pile of daisies and rainbows. >.>; I dunno if I should also mention to Satan that she's a slacker...I think he's technically her boss..

@ Derpy: I didn't know your birthday was so soon Derpy. :D How old are you turning??

[littl3chocobo]

*almost gracefully catches the pea then eats it* i'm not here to make babies happy. i'm here for a job! >D

[Kaderin Triste]

Derpy claps excitedly. "Imma be four!"

Hey! I never said I' mske all thst stuff Derpy!