[Major]

MAJOR NEEDS MOAR SOAP COW IN HER LIFE.


at first i accidentally typed "his" instead of "her". i just misgendered myself.

[Death by Mirrors]

Maybe that's your subconscious telling you to explore gender roles ^^

Or the spooky power of soap cow.

[Major]

Personally, I blame the soap cow. The soap cow will now change me from being physically, mentally, psychologically, and spiritually, so I wi-

W-wait... Why are there helicopter blades coming out of my back??????

[Death by Mirrors]

That is absolutely normal human puberty and has nothing to do with soap cow whatsoever. You're just turning into a cyborg with flight powers, which frankly is quite cool and will save you lots of hassle whenever you're stuck in traffic from now on.

[mdom]

Cows fart
if there are soap cows then I guess I can imagine soap farts...

[littl3chocobo]

normal human puberty is so amusing XD


assuredly i don't want that cow looking at me when i shower. my face and genitals would never be washed again XD

[mdom]

just wash your face with the cow's face until the face fades

[littl3chocobo]

=_______= welp, i'mma go bury myself now. there are no more things left in this world worth living for

[mdom]

C'mon, there are rainbow items at trisphee!!!

oh wait, you're not me... hm... trisphee will release more background items soon?

[littl3chocobo]

*starts digging* yeahbut are any of them worth having now that i am condemned to be a dirty boy for the rest of my life?

[mdom]

Just use moist towelettes! C'mon, look at this fancy name. Moist towelettes.

[littl3chocobo]

;;_____;; *keeps digging*

[mdom]

please... come back D:

[littl3chocobo]

can't. my end has come!

[mdom]

rip
here lies littl3chocobo
who preferred to die than to be a dirty boi

[littl3chocobo]

*starts throwing dirt on self* please reiterate; physically dirty boi