Log In

littl3chocobo · Posted 11-23-2015, 05:44 AM

granted but the syrup contains no raspberry and has a mild aftertaste of purple

i wish i had a shiny nickel

Salone · Posted 11-23-2015, 11:29 AM

Granted, but it's so shiny that it is blinding to look at and you lose your eyesight, and it becomes an experience where people can only look upon it if they wish to never see again.

I wish to not go to work!

Illusion · Posted 11-23-2015, 03:01 PM

Granted, but a meteorite lands on your town destroying everything except your work place.

I wish I can open up a RPG message prompt and by pressing okay I can learn all the contents, words, and knowledge in the book by letter and understand it completely.

Pinkie · Posted 11-23-2015, 03:48 PM

Granted but now everywhere you look all you can see is words and it drives you crazy!

I wish I had a back with no pain.

Salone · Posted 11-23-2015, 04:58 PM

Granted, but it's someone else's back and it comes with 25% APR financing.

I wish this stupid Baker Brothers location would open again!

Lawtan · Posted 11-23-2015, 07:19 PM

Granted! The Bakery has been reopened by the Manson family!

I wish for today to be like the other days of my life. Not having too much of that "jump out of your skin at everything all the time" feeling.

Ireland · Posted 12-02-2015, 11:47 PM

Granted!
Your day is anxiety free...but you broke your toe by stubbing it on the bed frame.

I wish I could poop glitter!

Lawtan · Posted 12-03-2015, 12:09 AM

(Broken toe in exchange for no anxiety? Gimme!)

Granted! You are now a glitter-machine. You are no longer human.

I wish my friend was going to be okay...

Nari · Posted 12-03-2015, 01:46 AM

Granted, but now they are imaginary.

I wish my food wasn't burnt.

Salone · Posted 12-03-2015, 01:53 AM

Granted, but now it isn't even cooked!

I wish I could draw worth a damn!

Nari · Posted 12-03-2015, 01:57 AM

Granted, but now you are forced to draw every second of every day for the rest of your life.....and you hate it.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Salone · Posted 12-03-2015, 02:21 AM

Granted, but you can only breathe underwater. And now you live in Arizona.

I wish I could catch this thief at work who keeps jacking CD's.

Illusion · Posted 12-03-2015, 03:17 AM

Granted, but you we're then murdered by the thief because there can't be any witnesses.

I wish I had the motivation to workout for a year.

Nari · Posted 12-03-2015, 03:19 AM

Granted, but you only have the motivation to workout ever, and you're now on Pluto.

I wish I had a car.

Salone · Posted 12-05-2015, 04:35 PM

Granted! But it's a future car, and no source of power exists for it yet.

I wish I had a working Sega Genesis.

Lawtan · Posted 12-05-2015, 04:58 PM

Granted. However, it is so busy working on monitoring you that it can't work for you...and burns up your savings on electricity and internet.

I wish for no wish

littl3chocobo isn't that funny			#2513
	granted but the syrup contains no raspberry and has a mild aftertaste of purple i wish i had a shiny nickel come chat with me! http://trisphee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5267
		Posted 11-23-2015, 05:44 AM

		#2514	Salone Problem to the Solution
Granted, but it's so shiny that it is blinding to look at and you lose your eyesight, and it becomes an experience where people can only look upon it if they wish to never see again. I wish to not go to work! I don't know what you expected.
	Posted 11-23-2015, 11:29 AM

		#2516	Pinkie Rainbows and stuff
Granted but now everywhere you look all you can see is words and it drives you crazy! I wish I had a back with no pain. ~~~~~~ â™¥...If you will have me we shall be...â™¥~~~~~~ ~~~~~~â™¥ ...Together forever and a day...â™¥ ~~~~~~
	Posted 11-23-2015, 03:48 PM

Salone Problem to the Solution			#2517
	Granted, but it's someone else's back and it comes with 25% APR financing. I wish this stupid Baker Brothers location would open again! I don't know what you expected.
		Posted 11-23-2015, 04:58 PM

		#2518	Lawtan Dragon Storm
Granted! The Bakery has been reopened by the Manson family! I wish for today to be like the other days of my life. Not having too much of that "jump out of your skin at everything all the time" feeling. Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
	Posted 11-23-2015, 07:19 PM

Illusion The Illusionist			#2515
	Granted, but a meteorite lands on your town destroying everything except your work place. I wish I can open up a RPG message prompt and by pressing okay I can learn all the contents, words, and knowledge in the book by letter and understand it completely.
		Posted 11-23-2015, 03:01 PM

Ireland Bohemian Soul			#2519
	Granted! Your day is anxiety free...but you broke your toe by stubbing it on the bed frame. I wish I could poop glitter!
		Posted 12-02-2015, 11:47 PM

		#2520	Lawtan Dragon Storm
(Broken toe in exchange for no anxiety? Gimme!) Granted! You are now a glitter-machine. You are no longer human. I wish my friend was going to be okay... Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
	Posted 12-03-2015, 12:09 AM

Nari The Artsy One			#2521
	Granted, but now they are imaginary. I wish my food wasn't burnt. \|G A L L E R Y\|
		Posted 12-03-2015, 01:46 AM

		#2522	Salone Problem to the Solution
Granted, but now it isn't even cooked! I wish I could draw worth a damn! I don't know what you expected.
	Posted 12-03-2015, 01:53 AM

Nari The Artsy One			#2523
	Granted, but now you are forced to draw every second of every day for the rest of your life.....and you hate it. I wish I could breathe underwater. \|G A L L E R Y\|
		Posted 12-03-2015, 01:57 AM

		#2524	Salone Problem to the Solution
Granted, but you can only breathe underwater. And now you live in Arizona. I wish I could catch this thief at work who keeps jacking CD's. I don't know what you expected.
	Posted 12-03-2015, 02:21 AM

Illusion The Illusionist			#2525
	Granted, but you we're then murdered by the thief because there can't be any witnesses. I wish I had the motivation to workout for a year.
		Posted 12-03-2015, 03:17 AM

		#2526	Nari The Artsy One
Granted, but you only have the motivation to workout ever, and you're now on Pluto. I wish I had a car. \|G A L L E R Y\|
	Posted 12-03-2015, 03:19 AM

Salone Problem to the Solution			#2527
	Granted! But it's a future car, and no source of power exists for it yet. I wish I had a working Sega Genesis. I don't know what you expected.
		Posted 12-05-2015, 04:35 PM

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 5 (0 members and 5 guests)

Thread Tools
Email this Page

		#2528	Lawtan Dragon Storm
Granted. However, it is so busy working on monitoring you that it can't work for you...and burns up your savings on electricity and internet. I wish for no wish Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
	Posted 12-05-2015, 04:58 PM