[Lawtan]

Now, now, lets not be hasty with that...
*Running flame*

[Poggio]

-smirks and throws water balls-

[Lawtan]

Ack! Ahh! Dargh! *dodges water balls*
...
Wait a second...
*Morphs into 7-headed dragon god of chaos*
*evil grin*
Sharknado Attack!

[Poggio]

7 headed dragon of chaos?
-Conjures up the most diabolical demon known to man-
Dragon of Chaos... meet Fluffy
-unleashes demon lol cat-

[Lawtan]

Oh gods! Anything but Fluffy! Woe is me, to have to face the great Fluffy!
*Offers Fluffy soda-milk-Hellwater vodka*

[Poggio]

Yes, you have brought forth the wrath of the great Fluffy and it will take more then liquor to subdue her. >3
-pets Fluffy-

[Lawtan]

*Heads start playing a lullaby, offer more liquor, and a back massage*

[Poggio]

Hmmm so that may do the trick -lets the evil fluffy enjoy themselves.-
Don't forget the nip.

[Lawtan]

*Spills fish meat on Poggio*

[Poggio]

-cuddles Fluffy as she licks-
You know you can't turn a demon against its master?

-tosses cat nip in law's hair-

[Lawtan]

Intelligent demons are supposed to be very...deceptive.
*throws catnip into firesharkgod...nado*
*Transforms into the Hell's Mouth*

[Poggio]

XD they can be but I know Fluffys true name.

-Shakes head and calls Buffy to deal with the hell mouth-

[Lawtan]

*Turns into Nightbane - a Draco-were-pyre (Dragon + Werewolf + Vampire)*
A duel to your death, dear Buffy?

[Poggio]

-Watches on a bean bag chair with fluffy-
This should be good. I will put 5 bucks on the slayer.

[littl3chocobo]

'were' means man bro X''D

[Poggio]

XD Where were-wolves were, we're watching wolverine.

or just say any alliteration five times fast.