[littl3chocobo]

by the time the other returned and was chewing on yet another sandwich he had calmed down enough to ask another question, "would you rather turn into a woman and live the rest of your life as a rich housewife or stay a man and live in absolute poverty for as long as you are alive"

[Poggio]

"You ask the strangest questions." He said pushing his body away from the ground, sitting close to the other. He pursed his lips together in thought and finally answered. "A house wife."

[littl3chocobo]

he nodded, "yes and same. my goal is to find a rich bitch who will coddle me and buy me shit. i would learn to clean and say 'yes dear' if i could spend all day eating bonbons like the wife from married with children. top or bottom?"

(he means with a girl XD)

[Poggio]

He blinked. "I can not lie I do like t and a but the rack is not as appealing as the junk in the trunk." He said with a smile. Amused Jordon held up his hand. "Just out of curiosity. How good are you with kids because that is what a house wife does."

( and mine is assuming he means assets.)

[littl3chocobo]

that was not what he meant but it was interesting enough he let it go, "shit. absolute shit but if she has money we can hire a nanny, a mean british one with a sour face who has been doing it since before i was born and can whip even the worst little heathens into shape

[Poggio]

His lips curved into a sardonic smile. "So since I am paying for a lot of things does that make you my house wife? I have bonbons and no kids." He said jokingly. "I can even get you a nice little dress to match your blue shorts."

[littl3chocobo]

looking the other up and down he gave a mock appraisal of the other boy's body, "tch, you look like you could not afford a fine-ass housewife like me. maybe when you make a little more money.....and get a gym membership"

[Poggio]

"Being this pretty wasn't in the job description, only rich so you could eat bon bons." playfully he found the bag of skittles and tossed one at the mouth just before the boy could retort. "Gooouuuuelll"
(Goal )

[littl3chocobo]

laughing again he picked up the skittle that had bounced off of his face and ate it, "oops, thirty more minutes!"

[Poggio]

He was silent for a long time. "Shit!" He said throwing another skittle at the other. "Man if I'm going to sit here Im going to go build a awesome sandcastle." He rolled over pushing himself up and strolled a few steps from the blanket, plopping down in the sand. "Hay... I think... I found a crab."

[littl3chocobo]

the idea that the other found a live creature struck his curiosity and going to the edge of the umbrella's shade he tried to get a good look at it, "where? i don't see it"

[Poggio]

He staggered backwards jumping out of the way as he pulled a live white crab from the sands holding it way from the body and voiding its angry snapping claws. "DUDE" He said excitedly.

[littl3chocobo]

the scream was unintentional and if anyone asked most certainly not from his lips though as he scrambled back people started to get excited and flock it

[Poggio]

He could not help himself, he turned and chased after Skittles.

[littl3chocobo]

when the other ran the few steps back and bore down heavily onto him he reacted instinctively and slapped away the arm that held the little brute and both of them watched as it was flung free

(you can pick if it hit anyone and how they fell)

[Poggio]

The boy could hit hard, he realized as the crab flew in the air and landed on the ground. He did not have time to watch it in his daze state as his own body fell forward on Skittles. He chuckled. "Nice one. I ought to bury you in the sand." He said pushing himself slightly looking down at the other. "Well my plan worked, your in the sun lets go into the water now."