[littl3chocobo]

sadly it is exactly 400pix tall so the words smoosh it XD

[Duce]

I did notice that...but they go so well together! ; _;

[Azrael]

~flops~ I really really reeeeeeeeeally don't want to work saturday ;-; Tomorrow is short, so I don't mind, but I work fricken 8:45-5 saturday. It's going to be so looooooong.

[Duce]

Then don't Azzy. Don't with all your might. XP

[Azrael]

I have no choice x.x' I shouldn't complain cause I probably only have one or two weeks with lots of hours since my boss suuuuucks at working with school schedules and school starts the week after next.

[littl3chocobo]

i feel yucky ;^; someone distract me

[Duce]

Azzy: I've been there. Not the school thing, but the sucky boss bit that ruins your hours thing.

Chocobo: *Starts to strip and remembers he already doesn't have a shirt on.* ...Hmmm.

[littl3chocobo]

X'D lordy~ well either way i am distracted


so who would like to have a +8 foot tall penis for a pet? it moves eats sleeps poos on the carpet when you don't take it out and otherwise acts like a particularly dim dog

[Duce]

I think I could tame an eight foot tall plus penis. I would make it do yardwork, and have it wave at neighbors.

[littl3chocobo]

how could you make it do yardwork? XD it has no hands ons only rudimentary legs

[Duce]

It's got a hole in it, don't it? And if it's got a good set 'a balls, it could MAYBE flex it's way into holding something.

[littl3chocobo]

same hole as your mouth and how could it stand?

[Duce]

..Damn your logic. I'll put it in the livingroom and use it like one of those large furniture pillows that looks like a penis. BUT IT REALLY WILL BE ONE. I'll have the biggest one on this continent. *Grins wide.*

[littl3chocobo]

oxo don't forget to feed it and take it on walkies or it will be the biggest /rotting/ real one on the continent

[Duce]

And bathe it often, I know, I knoooowwww~ I think by now I'd know how to care for a prick. *Smirks, cocking a hip to put a fist on it.* ...Pun intended.

[Azrael]

@_@ I feel bad, I keep poofing.

But yeah... x.x I am hoping to find a new job soon, I need to start looking...