[Honey]

xD We will see how that turns out.

[littl3chocobo]

so, would honey like a lover who is always ready, always wanting, finds you irrisistable and is more than happy to let you pretend they are whomever you want them to be?

[Honey]

It sounds like you are trying to sell me something. Do you not want Poptart anymore?

[littl3chocobo]

X''D poptart is not part of the deal bit i can toss him in if you like blnde's with facial-hair problems

[Honey]

o u o What kind of stubble problems?

X"D Haha, I cracked myself up so hard with that.

[littl3chocobo]

it is like having a brillo pad stuck to his face X''D he likes to kiss my neck(i can't tolerate the face thing because of my ocd) and it sometimes hurts even after he's shaved, the man can cut a turky with that stubble and it's pale so you can't always see it

[Honey]

o u o Oh my.

[littl3chocobo]

it prolly tickles most but that 'soft skin' he is so fond of shreds like tissue paper XD debonaire bastard likes to kiss my wrist and the back of my palm

[Honey]

Hey, at least you get scruffy kisses

[littl3chocobo]

never said i don't like them XD dude he keeps derailing me by offering kisses, it is damn charming like you would not belive X''D though he did snipe a cheek kiss the other day, had to let him know not to do that one again but golly it makes me feel special as hell to get them and he always chooses my right hand so it's a habit to give him that one now XD

and to think if i had gotten k whom i love i would be uncared-for and mistreated

[Honey]

Poptart seems like a sweetie

[littl3chocobo]

he is exactly what everyone wants in a companion, wise and sweet and charitable and easily pleased and likes to be coddled and likes to coddle and to be perfectly honest i really hope he wants to be with me for the rest of our lives because there is not another one of him in the world, hell i have only met one other person like him in my life and her daughter is older than me by a decade XD

i want to grow to love this boy then move somewhere where we can get married and i can stay home and cook for him and keep him fat and happy and stuff

[Honey]

Aw, super cute

[littl3chocobo]

and the only downside to him is he walks with a limp and is easily parted from his wallet XD two things that do /not/ discourage me

though i am not going to ie, it helps so much that i found someone who is ok with my being an asexual vxv that is a very hard thing to ask of someone, harder even than i knew it could be

[Honey]

Beat 'em up when he limps? That'll teach him not to walk straight.

I would not doubt.

[littl3chocobo]

nah, i don't mind, it means i can wander off and then still find him when i return XD also he can't escape when i tickle him which as it turns out is an effective means of getting what i want XD