[DarkForbidden-Love]

Dark then relized what he had said could be taken many different ways, "I meant that your body is telling your it needs to get rid of its extra waste now so that it doesn't hurt itself." Dark said and felt rather proud for coming up with that and only having on cup of coffee. "The toilet in the bathroom is were you releave yourself."

[littl3chocobo]

he stared blankly at the other.

[DarkForbidden-Love]

Dark was stumped about how to explain this to Alexander since his last attempt had not worked. "The body has to get rid of exess solids and foods and does so through fecal material. To create fecal material one must use the toilet, excess fluids are usually releaved while standing up through your penis and the excess solids through your butt." Dark was glad he had not yet had enough coffee to be embarrassed by what he just said.

[littl3chocobo]

'...but the restroom' he remembered this information from the science book but none of it related to needing to escape the other for a soliloquy or rendezvous

[DarkForbidden-Love]

"The restroom is the bathroom, same place we took a shower." Dark said wondering were he had gone wrong.

[littl3chocobo]

'ooh....oh, i see, the bathing closet' he looked contemplative then scrunced up his face 'um...'

[DarkForbidden-Love]

Dark set down his now empty cup of coffee, grabbed Alexander's arm, led him to the bathroom. Dark then pointed to the toilet, "You use that."

[littl3chocobo]

'ok, i use that' he waited patiently for the rest of the explination

[DarkForbidden-Love]

Dark then relized that Alexander still wasn't getting it. Dark gave a sigh, closed the door behind Alexander and himself and proceeded to give Alexander a demo. "That is how you do it.": He had not really wanted to do that but he really did not want Alexander to ge4t an infection on his second day on earth.

[littl3chocobo]

hours later after breakfast cleaning and a count of their food and medical supplies dark would still not look him in the eye. no matter how he tried to engage the other all he go were strange looks and blushes, it was making him crazy. he did not realize that he was personally responsible for this breech in comfort and was only making it worse by not letting the other be for a while. around the umpteenth time alexander tried to get his attention a strange hum took up residence in the air, alexander opened his mouth to ask about the strange noise but was interrupted by dark 'reily...'

[DarkForbidden-Love]

"Riley must be here now." Dark said once he heard the door bells. Dark looked at the clock and saw that time had passed at lot quicker then it had seemed. Dark answered the door and said hello to Riley. Riley; however, barged into the house once the door had been opened and placed all the groceries on the table. Then she looked up and saw Alexander.

"Hello," She said pleasantly and turned to Dark. "So that is why you needed more food." Riley gave Dark a smirk. "Nice catch." Dark blushed and opened his mouth to defend Alexander.

[littl3chocobo]

alexander came forward pushing the flustered boy behind him, he was not pleased that this woman made his lord unhappy. he bowed stiffly and took her hand but did not kiss it merely touched it to his mouth. 'my lady' he said 'thankyou for your kindness in this prompt delivery of goods but you must leave now' he stood at his full height just a few inches above her but it was enough she looked halfway between charmed and intimidated.

[DarkForbidden-Love]

Dark was amused at how well Alexander was handleing the situation and Riley's face right now. Dark's eyes narrowed when he heard Riley's reply though, "If you weren't already taken, sweetie, I'd ask you to court me." Riley was smiling but the intimidation still had a slight effect on her. "I'll take me leave now, Darky, before you boyfriend guts me." With that and a wink Riley walked out the door. Dark stared after her and wondered what he had done to deserve this.

[littl3chocobo]

he spat on the floor when she left his disgust plainly written, she was not dark it was not her place to 'court' anyone. he belonged to dark alone. letting out a breath as well he relaxed his hackles and turned to the other his face breaking out into an expectant smile. he hoped his lord would be ok with his outburst and not judge him to harshly

[DarkForbidden-Love]

Dark was still kind of shell shocked about the whole afair that had just taken place in his kitchen. Dark made a mental note that Alexander and Riley mixed like water and oil. "Now that the fiasco is over, can you help me put the food away?" Not what he wanted to ask but it was a start on regaining most of his motor skills.

[littl3chocobo]

he gave a light nod and began picking up boxes and bags, everything was labeled and none of it was light he wondered how the other could mange it. as dark directed things he intentionally tried each time to get as close as he could to the other, he was still feeling slightly strung out by the woman. he was dark's