[littl3chocobo]

oh gosh, cut and paste time!
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”

[Echo-chan713]

They are but you usually need to tell them to people that won't be offended by it

[Lioshika]

Chobo; XD I've heard that one before. It still is good.

echo; yeah true. They get mad over the jokes, and then prove the message behind them right.

[littl3chocobo]

i used o be aredhead my mom a brunnete and my sister a blonde^^: we are all technically brunette but it's still funny

[Echo-chan713]

yea or that not all blondes are like that type of thing, then they say and do stuff that makes the jokes worth while. so it would be proving that the stereotypes are true

My family is all brunettes but we all some how dyed our hairs different shades of dark red. my mom's has the brightest one and my sister has the darkest one.

[Archaic Kitten]

I have never heard that joke before. o: It's funny, though.

I keep wondering why most blondes seem dumb... o-o

[littl3chocobo]

because dumb people like to dye it blonde^^:


blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

[Echo-chan713]

I don't know Amaya, I wore a platinum blonde wig for a cosplay and I felt dumber even though my character really isn't...

I used to be a blonde, I dyed my hair into this strawberry blonde in the 6th grade


----A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

[Archaic Kitten]

Haha. XD
That's hilarious, Chocobo..

[Lioshika]

My grandma was blond. Gray hair took over, but still.

My mom is blond. I'm the only dark haired I think for a few generations. But I dye it burgundy because I don't like my natural color. A weird brown.

[littl3chocobo]

i saw it a long time ago and found it again



hey! you found my page hahaha

[Archaic Kitten]

Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "I think we're in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?"

This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, "I've got an idea. We'll tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours."

The next day the first blonde comes running up to the second when she got home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose. They've pulled the ribbons off while they were playing."

"OK, we need to find a better way to tell them apart," says the second blonde. After several more hours of concentration, they came up with the bright idea of getting different colored collars.

Again, the next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second as soon as she gets home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose. They've pulled their collars off while they were playing."

"There's got to be some way to tell them apart," says the second blonde.

After several more hours of concentration, the first blonde finally comes up with another idea, "I know! Why don't you take the black one and I'll take the white one!"

[Lioshika]

Echo; I'd be scared if that was truth!

and thank you guys. I do feel a bit better. And I'm gonna go sleepy sleep right here on the couch. Maybe I shouldn't of had that much wine. >_<
that or the early hour I've been up since caught up. I'll be back later. Even if it kills someone. . . .

[littl3chocobo]

try to get some, and if you can't come back ok?

[Lioshika]

She didn't let me. She had me pick up her piles of swept up dirt, belittled my abilities with a broom. Yeah.

-Sighs.- Please please please, I need mom to come home because I CANNOT do this all night too without relief.

[littl3chocobo]

what about youtube? lots of funny stuff to watch


can you visit a friend?