[littl3chocobo]

if nothing else it's a good laugh

[Archaic Kitten]

Originally Posted by Lioshika

Maya; Because of the flooding my grandma is at my house. Again. And she doesn't know boundaries so she is doing what she thinks is "cleaning" and I'm on my last nerve. She is fucking EVERYTHING up. it's not her damn house. She can do as she wants in her own, but she needs to stop messing with my shit. And she's saying shit of how I'm killing my mom by not picking up every speck of dirt and how I'm basically worthless. I'm crying and texting my mom saying she better find a damn way home from work because I can't suffer this all night.

Dang...
It's kinda how my grandma is...
My room is usually a mess.
I keep my door closed.
She says I need to keep my room clean and all that cause we never know when someone is gonna come to the house and stuff.
For christs sake... It's not like someone is just gonna randomly look in all the rooms of the house with no reason.

And my grandma is a huge workaholic.
She thinks the house is always a mess, even though it isn't. o-o

[Lioshika]

Maya; My grandma's house before the floor was packed with 40 years of pack rat stuff. She's fucking got balls to say this shit. and NOW she is organizing our bathroom how SHE wants it. I know she is worried about her house, but don't fucking upset my routines, my organization, my house, MY GOD DAMN CONCENTRATION WITH HOMEWORK. I have to pee. For two bloody hours I've had to. But will she leave the bathroom alone so I can? NO! I told my mom if she can't get home, I'm sleeping in my car. End of story. I haven't even eaten yet. I drank some plum wine, but I still can't seem to relax.

[littl3chocobo]

are you at a tower or on a laptop?

[Archaic Kitten]

I hate people like that.
Have you told her to leave your stuff alone?
Like...
Say "Leave my stuff alone or get out of my house! I don't care if you're my grandma. You're driving me insane!" And that she's ruining your life... >_>
Or...
Maybe say it a bit sweeter... XD

[Lioshika]

Chobo; Me? I'm on a laptop.

Maya; My mom told me to not do that. But I am pissed with how she treats me. It's not right and I'm sick of it. I'm a fucking adult. I'm almost age of majority and I can't even go use my own fucking bathroom because she's "cleaning" it so I stop killing my mom with all the dirt and dust. Suddenly it's all my fault.

o_o I still have the bite mark on my hand from trying to keep from saying shit. That was about two hours ago.

The only good news is I think Staples flooded so no work for me?

[littl3chocobo]

take your laptop and go sit somewhere in the bathroom, don't budge << if you cannot fit sit in the doorway

[Lioshika]

I got to pee, but it cost me being bitched at. I can't even go in my room because it's right there near the bathroom. She needs to fucking stop. I scratching up my arm to try and NOT say something. It's not working. I've told my mom how I feel. I am gonna need therapy by the age 25.

[littl3chocobo]

then don't say anything just go sit there, if she bitches pretend she is not there, i'll keep typing to you if you need help getting through it, i have some really fun jokes

[Lioshika]

I'm back in the living room. But something funny might be nice.

Before my arm gets any worse. . . .

[Archaic Kitten]

Hmm...
Well...
I don't know what to say now... XD

[Lioshika]

Say I can sleep in the freaking car. PLEASE. I can't take this.


-Whines and hugs on to a pillow rocking.-

[littl3chocobo]

ok^^: but i'd get her out of the bathroom....



anyway the joke; so a duck goes into a bar and sits down, the duck says to the bartender 'got any grapes' the bartender says no, so the duck gets up and eaves, the next night it comes in again and sits down, and says to the bartender 'got any grapes' the bartender says no again , so the duck gets up and leaves, the day after that the same thing happens, the next day too, then finally after a week the bartender has had enough when the duck asks he screams 'no, i don't have any damn grapes, i had none yesterday and will have none tommorow stop asking or i will nail you to the bar' the duck quickly gets up and leaves, a week after that the duck comes in and sits down, it says nothing for avery long time, then it pipes up, 'do you ave any nails?' the bartender says 'no' and the duck replies 'good, have any grapes?'

[Archaic Kitten]

That's like the duck song about the duck who asks the guy at the lemonade stand if he has any grapes... o-o

Lio: You can sleep in your car. o:

[Echo-chan713]

Originally Posted by littl3chocobo

ok^^: but i'd get her out of the bathroom....



anyway the joke; so a duck goes into a bar and sits down, the duck says to the bartender 'got any grapes' the bartender says no, so the duck gets up and eaves, the next night it comes in again and sits down, and says to the bartender 'got any grapes' the bartender says no again , so the duck gets up and leaves, the day after that the same thing happens, the next day too, then finally after a week the bartender has had enough when the duck asks he screams 'no, i don't have any damn grapes, i had none yesterday and will have none tommorow stop asking or i will nail you to the bar' the duck quickly gets up and leaves, a week after that the duck comes in and sits down, it says nothing for avery long time, then it pipes up, 'do you ave any nails?' the bartender says 'no' and the duck replies 'good, have any grapes?'

I got a joke :3

[littl3chocobo]

tell it, lets cheer up lio<3

i have another;
a man is standing at the train station holding two babies, a woman comes over and says 'how cute, how old are they?' the man replies 'i don't know' the wooman makes a face then asks 'well are they boys or girls?' the man replies again, 'i don't know' the woman a little miffed but undettered then asks 'well what are their names for heaven's sake?' the man replies, 'lady, i don't know' the woman finally fed up replies 'well what kind ofr horrible father are you to not know a damn thing about your children?!' the man turns angrily at her and yells 'lady i am not their father, i am a door to door condom salesman, these are my two complaints'

edit~ damn^^: i really need to fix this laptop