[Ultima]

Granted. But the dragons aren't friendly. You are gobbled.

I wish I could change my appearance at will.

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but you change your appearance to the ugliest thing in the world and everyone winds up killing you, thinking you the spawn of Satan or something.

I wish people got my previous reference.

[Princess_Creep]

Granted, but you can only change to make yourself ugly.

I wish I had some slippers right now.

[Princess_Creep]

Granted, but you can only change to make yourself ugly.

I wish I had some slippers right now.

[Katame Shiraga]

Originally Posted by Princess_Creep

Granted, but you can only change to make yourself ugly.

I wish I had some slippers right now.

o.o You should edit this. I got mine in before yours, so...yeah...

Anyway.

Granted, but they happened to be the flesh-eating variety.

I wish I had a Nimbus. (DBZ reference, not Harry Potter.)

[Hikori]

you do, but upon attempting to fly on it, you fall of a building and die,

i wish dbz never existed = =

[Honey]

Granted...but we are plagued with more ponies =__= mfer

I wish my puppy would tucker himself out and let me sleep XD

[Taiania]

Granted, but now your alarm has gone off.

I wish to rule the world

[Hikori]

Originally Posted by Honbuns

Granted...but we are plagued with more ponies =__= mfer

hey i like ponies... i guess i got the first non corrupted wish =D

Here's the world *shows them a globe* it spins~ you rule it now~ *tosses the ball with the earth panted on it to them* there ya go

I wish for total world corruption

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but then you soon realize that the world is already corrupted and that you basically just wasted your wish.

I wish Floo Powder really existed.

[Merlin]

Granted. However, everyone now has a speech impediment. . .

I wish the next wish had the following sentence added to it.
"in my buttocks."

[termyte]

granted but the words are mixed up.

i wish my dog didn't chew on my teddy bears buttocks in my bed.

[Hikori]

granted but now he chews on them in your buttocks =D

I wish the world was my _______________

[Merlin]

Granted, we are all playing hangman.

I wish my epidermis was hydrophobic.

[Lauv Keiko]

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granted, but then your skin keeps yelling it needs water to live.

I wish for world peace!! (so original)

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[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but now the human world is so at peace that when aliens come and invade us, we die horribly and without a fight.

I wish I had a concussion grenade for any and every anus who pisses me off.