[Red Calypso]

Granted, but it means you'll be unable to do any other of your assignments.

I wish my jaw would quit hurting.

[MuseSick]

Granted; but the pain only stopped because they removed it and your face is very numb.

I wish I could find a band mate.

[Lioshika]

Granted; however he is terrible at it.

I wish I could see a dragon.

[Reyoki]

Granted, but it's very unhappy to see you.

I wish I were in a JRPG!

[bluebird]

Granted, but it lasts for a minutes.

I wish I had some chicken niggets.

[Tiva]

Wish granted but those chicken nuggets are made with dynamite!

I wish it was the weekend.

[Espy]

Granted, but you now have a ten-day week ahead of you.

I wish I didn't have to take these damn Physics and Stats tests.

[bluebird]

Granted, but now you have to take these damn Advanced Placement Chemistry and Biology tests.

I wish I was't such a herpederp. :B /derps

[Espy]

I'd rather fail AP tests that aren't relevant to my line of work/study.

Then you'd be a klutz >.>

I wish I didn't have three weeks' worth of homework to catch up on. /shot

[Trakadon]

Granted, but you failed each one of your assignments.

I wish I had a new bracelet.

[Lioshika]

Granted; but you have an allergic reaction and your skin turns green.

I wish I had a coconut to stare at it.

[littl3chocobo]

granted but it belongs to a parinoid bear who has begun staring at you funny

i wish gas was under four bucks

[Tiva]

Granted but everything else is over 20.

I wish Pokemon were real.

[littl3chocobo]

granted but you are highly allergic and it is time to go cut the grass

i wish i was taller

[Lioshika]

Granted; you can't find clothes long enough for you.

I wish that I had more clothes pins.

[littl3chocobo]

granted but now the water has gone out and will be off all week

i wish i could draw on my laptop