[Lunaryon]

granted but instead you start getting 1 AU each time.

I wish for complete peace

[Serra Britt]

Granted, the boats start burning random pieces of your inventory instead.
Edit: Luna got there first XD
Granted, and everyone becomes so apathetic no one moves or does anything anymore.

I wish I had more stuffed animals.

[Lunaryon]

granted, but each stuffed animal is crafted with the soul of someone you know, and therefore you must watch as the people you care about are replaced with stuffed animals, completely conscious, but unable to do anything as they wait out eternity.

I wish for a lollipop

[Serra Britt]

Granted, but it was made with a weird chemical that makes everything taste unbearably sweet.

I wish I wasn't so nervous about my new job.

[Jurinjo]

Originally Posted by Lunaryon

Granted, but it goes out of control like that one anime, and then you transform into a giant baby thing and the military has to kill you.

.........WHAT THE HELL?! o_____O?

Granted but now you don't care at all!

I wish I had a sudden growth spurt despite being at my full height already.

[Elf healer]

Granted, but you grow over 8 feet tall and on until you reached space and explode...

I wish the world was the nicest place to live.

[Arikana]

Wish granted, but then everyone's so nice to the point of annoying the crap out of you that everyone's so freakin' nice!


I wish that I could suddenly win an official staff-run contest, here on Trisphee, where the prize is 1 million aurum so that I can get a bunch of old stuff I missed out on.

[Rinni]

Granted! But then the site shuts down due to someone stealing the servers to sacrifice to their dark, computer-hating deity.

I wish I wish I was fish.

[Serra Britt]

Granted but you're in the middle of a desert when it happens.

I wish I had more Aurum.

[Tiva]

Granted but you lose your whole inventory and are only reimbursed for half of what you lost

I wish I had a Camaro.

[Alpha]

Granted, but it is an older model that needs quite a bit of restoration and TLC.

I wish I had a Mustang Shelby Super Snake.

[Echo-chan713]

Granted but there's no warranty on the car

I wish I can clean up my apartment

[Tiva]

Wish Granted, but you find a black hole in it.

I wish that My term paper was finished

[Serra Britt]

Granted but you get accused of plagiarism when you turn it in.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep.

[Alpha]

Granted, but the next day you discover that your bed is infested with fleas.

I wish all of my classes were finished and finals completed.

[Ultima]

Granted. They've already happened, so you missed them. You fail everything.

I wish I won 40 million dollars.