[Kaguya]

Granted unfortunatly you get a lousy doctor when you break your back.
I wish for a brand new koto.

[Kira Shino]

granted but it burns as soon as you touch it

i wish i didn't have a break down last night
(cuz i now have a headache from it)

[Nightmare]

Granted, but you can no longer cry.

I wish I had a new song to listen to.

[Illusion]

Granted, but its by me and its more annoying then Friday by Rebekah Black.

I wish I can annoy Nightmare even greater!

[The Great Eagle Eye]

Granted, but now 'annoy' means 'get beaten up by'.

I wish I knew what to eat for dinner.

[regine]

granted but you dont like the food..

I wish I own ipad 2

[Madam Kira]

Granted, but it explodes as soon as you get it.
I wish I had a 4.1 GPA :p

[Kira Shino]

Granted but it's fake and you get fined for fraud, and for hacking the system

I wish we didn't have and annoying subsitute as our teach today

[Lunaryon]

Granted, but now you have a mean sub instead.
I wish I was immortal!

[Kira Shino]

granted but your incased in stone

i wish for something really good to happen tomarrow(it's my b-day)

[Lunaryon]

Granted, but now you were born three days later. So it's not your birthday.
I wish for infinite knowledge!

[Kira Shino]

granted but you can't control it so everying coninues to fill your head as it happens thus you can't even think for your self

i wish something good would happen ON my b-day >=3

[Nanka]

Granted, but something bad happens every other day before and after that.

I wish that every other wish I ever make can never be corrupted. >8D

[Lunaryon]

Granted! But this wish was corrupted to say that every wish you make will be corrupted!
I wish for a tasty fish!(Bonus for anyone who gets the referance!)

[Lauv Keiko]

Granted but then the fish eats you up first...
I wish to have tickets to anywhere in the world!

[Sugar]

Granted, but they're all stolen.

I wish my head and feet didn't hurt... ¬.¬