[Lauv Keiko]

Awws...and I was thinking I'd marry Dav D:

[The Evil Twin]

But he isn't legal yet!

[Funky Monkey Vibration]

Wait... What?
Marry me?

WE'RE NOT EVEN ENGAGED YET?!

[Lauv Keiko]

Pffft, I don't care. My first husband isn't even legal, but I still married him.
My only wife isn't legal as well, I bet she's the youngest among my spouses,
but does that stop me from loving all of you? NO.
*huggles husband*

[The Evil Twin]

....you need more wife *nods*

[Lauv Keiko]

@Dav: There is no need to be engaged, I'd like to marry thee. *nods*
@Husband: There are a few lovely bisexuals around here...*sadfaise*

[The Evil Twin]

Marry them! All of them!

[Funky Monkey Vibration]

I'm frightened. :c

Is this what you call forced marriages? D:

[The Evil Twin]

Yeah it is David, but don't you worry, you're not the only one around

[Funky Monkey Vibration]

I feel rather violated.
But as long as I get food, I guess it's okay.

I can't cook. :c

[The Evil Twin]

If I can get a expensive car for marrying Lauv, I think she will give you food

[Funky Monkey Vibration]

Haha. That's awesome.
Cause I could really need some food right now.
I'm rather hungry.

[Lauv Keiko]

Oh Dav, don't worry. I give food for free...giant food actually ^^ you will never go hungry when you're with me *nods*
*gives Dav a giant plate of hashbrowns, a giant glass of soda, & a giant bowl of ramen soup*

[The Evil Twin]

Will get free food as well?

[Funky Monkey Vibration]

Does that mean I'll get man boobs? :c

Or will you take me exercising too? : D

[Lauv Keiko]

Anything, honey ^^ whatever suits you.
I may like man boobs, but if you want to stay fit, I can help you with that <3
*throws a giant cookie at my evil husband*