[Demagische]

*flails* Taevalik and I just know how to do these things. D:<

[Ace of Spades]

The title of this thread lies T_T

[Batty]

Nope, because I'm online. =P Therefore, THREAD TITLE=TRUTH.

[Sage]

Hey, hammer cult~

[Batty]

Hullo, wandering Sage!

[Sage]

Haha. I like that title. >w>

I find the whole concept of factions and 'good' vs. 'evil' very amusing, so I'm glad this one isn't too crazy.

[Demagische]

But Taevalik, you aren't Master! D:

Oh look, it's Sage. Howdy! :3

[Ace of Spades]

So...How exactly do I join this? Hermes doesn't seem to be online.

[Batty]

Sage;; BUT WE'RE CRAZIER THAN ALL OF THEM PUT TOGETHERR. -pouts-

Vaikne;; No... no I'm not our Lord and Mastah. BUT I'M PRETTY MUCH HIM. WITH FEMALE PARTS. And YOU were online, too! THUS, LIES THEY ARE NOT.

Sci;; Are you ready to devote thyself to the hammer?

[Demagische]

Batty: Ohright bro, I'm the second. |D
I WANT TO HEAR HELIUM INDUCED BATTY NAO. >:C

[Batty]

LMAO.

I never got that helium balloon yesterday. xD;
Was supposed to.. but I got a snow cup instead. AND IT WAS DELICIOUS.

[Demagische]

:C BATTYYY, YOU SAID I'D GET TO HEAR IT.

[Batty]

And you will! <3 Next time I go out, I'll buy a helium balloon, just so you can hear me sing "Welcome to the Jungle" like alvin and the chipmunks. xD;

[Demagische]

YAAAAAY. 8D *tackles* Imusthearit.

[Batty]

YOU WILL BE THOROUGHLY AMUSED. xD;

Me on helium used to be my voicemail for awhile.. xDD;
And then I started going out and filling out job applications. xD!

Now its all boring and shiz.

[Demagische]

Yeah. XD Potential employers call and it's like "OLOLOL THIS IS MY CHIPMUNK VOICE BROS! 8D"

I CERTAINLY THINK I WILL BE AMUSED. >:c