[Jurinjo]

Granted but due to some freak accident because of the snow there's a car half-way through your room.

I wish I was sexier than I already am ;D xDD

[Ultima]

Granted, but now you have numerous (more) stalkers.

I wish for Pokémon: Soul Silver for Christmas *.*

[Devlyn]

Granted, but it's in Korean.

I wish I had a tablet.

[Lin Chambers]

Granted, but it's from a Mayan temple and their spirits want you to return it


* wish for noise-canceling headphones

[Jurinjo]

granted but they're 5 pound headphone x-x;

I Wish I knew American Sign Language.

@Ultima: lol more? I refuse to believe I have stalkers already. << >>

[Star Seeker]

Granted but you forget how to speak english.

I wish I never had to do homework...

[MizuMahou]

Granted but you have twice the amount of classwork now.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then you fall into a coma


I wish I could go back to a normal sleeping schedule

[Vava Voom]

Granted, but your bed fails at keeping you comfy, therefore keeping you up half the night.

I wish to have food right now.

[The Great Eagle Eye]

GRANTED! But its horrible tasting and covered in a weird french sauce you don't like.

I wish I had... more hair to equip.

[Hero]

Wish granted but you forget to put on clothes
x:

I wish I had more aurums

[The Great Eagle Eye]

Granted! But now everything costs runes and nobody wants aurums.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

[Axion]

Granted, but the hours are regulated by the FCC.

I wish that I can have a Rapidash.

[The Great Eagle Eye]

Granted but I posted before it.

I wish it would post after me.

[NikkoGallarado]

Granted, but now I have nothing to say

I wish Chris would go die in a fire.

[Axion]

granted but it caught the house on fire.

I wish that I could actually grant wishes.