[Jurinjo]

I've called her whip being mis-matched with her looks twice now so she uses it to strangle me as I got down stairs to get some eggnog (and Juju LOVES eggnog)

[Star Seeker]

He would wrap the ribbon on his staff around my neck and choke me. O.o

[Ashley]

by making her furball rip my face off T_T. never trust the cute animals

[Jurinjo]

She'd tell an interesting bard's tale. While paying close attention to her story telling she hits me over the head with her lute, robs me, and removes the evidence...that would be me by the way. D:

[Ginger]

He would do some voodoo magic to torture me until I died.

[Ashy]

im thinking somw quick ninja action

[banana]

would chop me with the axe! :eek:

[Poggio]

Apparently a trap xD.

[Jurinjo]

It would be a contest of magic verses sword...sadly magic lost this round.

[Reyoki]

You would bash me over the head with your staff until my brain resembles a three-day-old road pizza.

[Ginger]

She would draw on me with her pen and I would get ink poisoning in my bloodstream.

[Fallen]

Ginger was born an assassin. It was her life's dream to kill me. So one night, she broke into my house and stabbed me in the head. (Yay abrupt endings!)

[Sir_Odin]

wings give out lands on me crushing me to death

[Lost]

I slip and fall on his sword. ( as I can't see Sir Odin killin me xD )

[regine]

she will force me to drink her poison blood

[Jurinjo]

I would try giving your pet catnip to see what happens. Well...apparently it gives those creatures a murderous tendency.....