[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then your house collapses on them.


I wish for a puppeteer youkai to snuggle

[Taishi]

Granted but then it tried to kill you.

I wish to know how asura's mind works

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then you melt from the horror of it all


I wish for better headphones <.<

[Star Seeker]

Granted but they eat your brains.

I wish I had a life.

[AcidDrop]

Granted, but you'll never be able to go online again!

i wish i wasn't hungry

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted. Your body eats itself completely


I wish for socks

[Taishi]

Granted but they have huge holes in them.

I wish less whiners on my mmo

[AcidDrop]

granted, but now its full of hackers.

i wish i had £10,000

[Lin Chambers]

Granted, but then they crumble to dust



I wish for more Au

[Nightmare]

Granted but you can't use it.

I wish I knew what to buy with runes.

[Lin Chambers]

Granted, but you end up not liking them


I wish for a headband

[Nightmare]

Granted but when you put it on, it burns a hole in your head.

I wish I could buy more runes.

[Lin Chambers]

Granted, but then you lose the money


I wish for a new jacket

[Jurinjo]

Granted but it's a ugly one from the thrift store...well you didn't define the parameters of "new" did ya?

I wish my debit card was working again (I dn't know why it's not)

[MizuMahou]

Granted but you have no money.

I wish I had more broken swords

[Star Seeker]

Granted but their fake so you can't buy anything with them.

I wish it would snow already!!