[Poggio]

XD I recall you were sparkling and then you attacked Ultima and Chin chin and I were some place else.

[Cronislee]

AH HAH! I attacked Ultima, but not Kami, because Kami infected me!

[Ultima]

Originally Posted by Cronislee

THATS A DAMN LIE! Ya'll vamp raped me, I simply Vamp fondled.

O\\\\\\\\\o;;

[Poggio]

XD I think Ultima begs to differ.

[Cronislee]

Hey, it was dark. They didnt complain. *gives Ultima a pack of smokes*

[Ultima]

... I don't smoke ^^;

And hey, I did say "No." ... That means it's rape! D<

[Poggio]

XD Seems that Cron is caught in his own web of lies.

[Cronislee]

Originally Posted by Ultima

... I don't smoke ^^;

And hey, I did say "No." ... That means it's rape! D<

*Uses Woopie Goldberg'ian logic* but- you didnt say "no no", you said "no" as in "no-yes" so because you didnt say "no no" it wasnt rape.

[Cronislee]

*Cronis Magnus Lee does not support Woopie Goldbergs logic on rape. She's a insult to Mississippi, and an insult to humanity as a whole because of her oppinion on what "rape" is in regards to Roman Polansky. The above piece is a work of satire, and if you are offended by it; get over it and take it up with Woopie.*

[Ultima]

Originally Posted by Cronislee

*Uses Woopie Goldberg'ian logic* but- you didnt say "no no", you said "no" as in "no-yes" so because you didnt say "no no" it wasnt rape.

@.@;; ??? I think you're just trying as hard as you can to make yourself believe that you did not rape an elf guy such as myself ;P ... Well it happened, and I do believe I have witnesses ^^ ....Right? ^^; .....Please tell me I have witnesses? ^^;;;

[Poggio]

You have a witness XD. And no means no cron no matter how much you find Elves sexy and attractive.

[Cronislee]

Originally Posted by Ultima

@.@;; ??? I think you're just trying as hard as you can to make yourself believe that you did not rape an elf guy such as myself ;P ... Well it happened, and I do believe I have witnesses ^^ ....Right? ^^; .....Please tell me I have witnesses? ^^;;;

*pats Ultimas' shoulder.* You see, they saw the initial attack, but no one saw anything of the short...Right...remember what happened to Lopez? No, because Lopez disapeared. Ya'know why? Because Lopez thought he saw something he didnt see... ^_^

[Cronislee]

*Has killed the thread O.o;...Goes and fishes up Lopez*

[Ultima]

-revives the thread- >O

And I have no idea what 'Lopez' you are talking about .... Should I? ^^;

[Corovignh]

I'm a second witness to the raping of the elf boy! D<
Shame on you Cron. Shaaaaaame!

[Poggio]

I keep thinking of either Geroge Lopez or Lopez from Red vs Blue.
XD I think if we get Chin chin that will make three.