[Poggio]

Ever see the end of We're Back? It would be just like that, when Professor Screw eyes died. Every thing would be inclosed in darkness except one street lamp and suddenly purple birds would fly out of nowhere and gobble me alive.

[Fizzyology]

lol! XD I have to see that now. *writes down the title*

I would die by nakie blindness and a boot to the head :O

[Poggio]

XD sorry I didn't mean to kill you that way. I just felt like flashing.
She would give me the kiss of death. And then I would be marked for life ready to kill at her whim.

[Fizzyology]

lol sweet that's a great idea XD (kissysmooch of death) XD

I would eventually get sleepy from lack of paying attention to how much sleep I need, and I would give the order to kill in my sleep, and being as we would be the only two in the room...she noms on my brains XD

[Poggio]

-Licks lips- Delicious feast of brains. -Nom nom XD-
Random side note there is a lipstick shade called Asphyxiation.

She was being lazy one day and decided to call her little animal friends to help clean the house. In stead they killed meh while I was raiding the cabinets.

[Fizzyology]

lol there's just too many weird names for lipsticks and such. Apparently there's going to be a line of Justin Beaver (Beiber) lip glosses o_o (scared)

She was terrified of the idea of Beaver lip glosses, and decided that she would burn down her local grocery store to attempt to stop them from marketing. However, I was stuck in the bathroom when it happened and suffered a fiery death. (woo for accidental deaths) lol

[Cazzidy]

-=What you're allergic to cats?...=-

stare at me!...

-=It's alright, I'm allergic to you...=-

[Merr]

She'd wait until the sun set to sneak up on me and choke me with that deadly cord.... ;-;

[Fizzyology]

He would go "Docotor Muraki" On me and take out my organs and sell them on the black market just to grab the attention of a shinigami D: (I couldn't help it, the two different eye colours and the white hair reminded me of Muraki XD)

[Merr]

ouo where is that from!? Sounds interesting~

They would stare at me so I froze up, and then stare at me until I froze to death in a bank of snooooow o__o

[Ashley]

tickling me to death with feather on their hat

[Fizzyology]

I would be killed by technological smartness and a serious static shock D:

[Echo-chan713]

Just in a mystical way of taking my soul, then I fall over dead from the lack of anything going in my system.


THE END

[Fizzyology]

bweehee another soul for my collection! XD

most likely the pointy end of the dragon weapon would connect with my head when I try to take the soul x_x lol

[Jurinjo]

The above avatar would probably kill me because of all the big words I used earlier xD

[Ashley]

strangling me with their hair