[mdom]

Granted! But now no ones takes you seriously!


I wish my dress was here already

[Satan]

Granted! However the package had come open and the post man was curious to try it on, now the seams are ripped! He was hoping you wouldn't notice.

I wish my cat and dog would stop shedding every time I pet them, I could make blankets from their fur!

[mdom]

Granted, but soon after that fur blankets became a very trendy thing you can't cash in.


I wish my teeth weren't sensitive

[Satan]

Granted! Now all sensitivity from your teeth has traveled to your tongue, good luck eating!

I wish cannibalism was acceptable, then I could enjoy people soup legally!

[Kaderin Triste]

Granted! Unfortunately you get eaten first.

I wish I could hug all the cats!

[Satan]

Crud I knew that was coming. Granted, but now they all want your attention and you're unfortunately mauled by an angry hoard of cuddle kitties.

I wish noodles didn't take so long to cook.

[Kaderin Triste]

Granted! Unfortunately now they cook so quickly that you always overcook them and have to eat mushy, noodles.

I wish I could sleep better at night.

[Satan]

Oh yuck, no more eating noodles.

Granted! However now you sleep too well and never wake up before 12PM!

I wish snow at the beach wasn't so rare, I miss snow!

[mdom]

Granted, but now the sea is snow...


I wish I didn't have to floss

[Satan]

Granted! Now your teeth has such large space between food just rinses out, you now have an abnormally large mouth, jaw and head!

I wish I had the power to rule the world.

[mdom]

Granted, but you only obtain it after the last person dies.

I wish my dad wasn't so stubborn

[Starlight Vivian]

Grant but now he's so easy going for everyone else that anyone can walk all over him