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mdom · Posted 06-08-2019, 12:38 PM

Between 3:57 and 3:58 am. In their timezone, of course. You're welcome.

How do I become a better singer?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 06-08-2019, 01:04 PM

Sing your words instead of talking every day! x} I'm sure no one would get annoyed or put off by such fervent practicing.

How can I get to Mongolia from my house?

Coda · Posted 06-08-2019, 01:37 PM

Start walking west, then swim across the Pacific Ocean.

How can I come up with good ideas for questions?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 06-08-2019, 01:47 PM

How else? x} Do questionable things. Like run down a railroad track, or chase a goose, or try taking a pineapple on a date.

How do I keep my cat from staring at me?

mdom · Posted 06-10-2019, 07:27 PM

Draw a line on the ground. It works with chickens, cats also start with C so... it'll totally work.

How many days can I go without taking a shower?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 06-11-2019, 12:57 AM

You can go 85 weeks without taking a shower. Has to be precisely 85, or you will succumb to the wrath of the wretched dumpster gods.

Where is the best place to buy a father's day gift? x}

Gogandantes · Posted 08-11-2019, 03:36 PM

the best place to buy a fathers day gift is from the dumpster lol.

Stabbsworth · Posted 08-13-2019, 12:58 PM

AAY's question has somehow vanished. I'm considering that an SCP.

How do I stop enjoying vanilla milkshakes?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:00 PM

Become lactose intolerant-! *tries not to sob* >~<;

Where should I do my laundry?

Stabbsworth · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:01 PM

In the dishwasher.

How can I magic up more vanilla milkshakes?

(Instructions unclear, ended up caffeinating myself to abominably ridiculous levels.)

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:02 PM

Go to Wendy's. Hold it hostage. Demand milkshakes. Enjoy them. Enjoy all of them!

How do I get my dog to understand that he can't howl whenever he wants?

Stabbsworth · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:05 PM

Agree to take him for a walk whenever he starts howling.

How do I bake a cake?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:09 PM

With the weeds and a coat. Fill the coat with weed. Put the batter into the coat. Light the coat on fire. Boom, cake is baked.

Where can I get a fake beard?

Stabbsworth · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:11 PM

From someone else's beard.

How do I start feeling again?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:13 PM

Touch fire and try to hold it.

I forgot how to write, what do I do?

Stabbsworth · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:14 PM

Write anyways.

What is the cost of 39,000 vanilla cakes?

		#18	Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed
Sing your words instead of talking every day! x} I'm sure no one would get annoyed or put off by such fervent practicing. How can I get to Mongolia from my house? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
	Posted 06-08-2019, 01:04 PM

Coda Developer			#19
	Start walking west, then swim across the Pacific Ocean. How can I come up with good ideas for questions? Games by Coda (updated 4/8/2025 - New game: Marianas Miner) Art by Coda (updated 8/25/2022 - beatBitten and All-Nighter Simulator) Mega Man: The Light of Will (Mega Man / Green Lantern crossover: In the lead-up to the events of Mega Man 2, Dr. Wily has discovered emotional light technology. How will his creations change how humankind thinks about artificial intelligence? Sadly abandoned. Sufficient Velocity x-post)
		Posted 06-08-2019, 01:37 PM

		#20	Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed
How else? x} Do questionable things. Like run down a railroad track, or chase a goose, or try taking a pineapple on a date. How do I keep my cat from staring at me? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
	Posted 06-08-2019, 01:47 PM

		#22	Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed
You can go 85 weeks without taking a shower. Has to be precisely 85, or you will succumb to the wrath of the wretched dumpster gods. Where is the best place to buy a father's day gift? x} ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
	Posted 06-11-2019, 12:57 AM

		#24	Stabbsworth Pixelist
AAY's question has somehow vanished. I'm considering that an SCP. How do I stop enjoying vanilla milkshakes? percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
	Posted 08-13-2019, 12:58 PM

mdom Jellosexual			#17
	Between 3:57 and 3:58 am. In their timezone, of course. You're welcome. How do I become a better singer?
		Posted 06-08-2019, 12:38 PM

mdom Jellosexual			#21
	Draw a line on the ground. It works with chickens, cats also start with C so... it'll totally work. How many days can I go without taking a shower?
		Posted 06-10-2019, 07:27 PM

Gogandantes Lazy			#23
	the best place to buy a fathers day gift is from the dumpster lol.
		Posted 08-11-2019, 03:36 PM

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#25
	Become lactose intolerant-! tries not to sob >~<; Where should I do my laundry? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 08-13-2019, 01:00 PM

		#26	Stabbsworth Pixelist
In the dishwasher. How can I magic up more vanilla milkshakes? (Instructions unclear, ended up caffeinating myself to abominably ridiculous levels.) percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
	Posted 08-13-2019, 01:01 PM

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#27
	Go to Wendy's. Hold it hostage. Demand milkshakes. Enjoy them. Enjoy all of them! How do I get my dog to understand that he can't howl whenever he wants? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 08-13-2019, 01:02 PM

		#28	Stabbsworth Pixelist
Agree to take him for a walk whenever he starts howling. How do I bake a cake? percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
	Posted 08-13-2019, 01:05 PM

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#29
	With the weeds and a coat. Fill the coat with weed. Put the batter into the coat. Light the coat on fire. Boom, cake is baked. Where can I get a fake beard? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 08-13-2019, 01:09 PM

		#30	Stabbsworth Pixelist
From someone else's beard. How do I start feeling again? percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
	Posted 08-13-2019, 01:11 PM

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#31
	Touch fire and try to hold it. I forgot how to write, what do I do? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 08-13-2019, 01:13 PM

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		#32	Stabbsworth Pixelist
Write anyways. What is the cost of 39,000 vanilla cakes? percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
	Posted 08-13-2019, 01:14 PM