[mdom]

Like sitting on fast growing bamboos overnight?

[Biomecha]

Yes! Perfect. Ordering seeds now. #ecofriendlytorture

[mdom]

I wonder if bamboos can grow through bone

[Biomecha]

Great idea! We can have fun experimenting. Maybe get some papers published on it.

[Death by Mirrors]

Tensile strength can vary from plant to plant, and of course from bone to bone, but comparing their average values... *evil smile*

[daikokunyo]

...what have i walked into

[Biomecha]

Oh cool, we have our first volunteer.

[Espy]

Bamboo would likely attempt to find the path of least resistance and go around the bone.

[mdom]

so bamboos would go out through the nose, mouth or ear... interesting. Eyes also an option.

[Biomecha]

That's why we need to experiment. To know for certain.

[mdom]

That's true.
Science is needed for useful things like that!

[Biomecha]

Apparently Mythbusters tested it but I don't remember the episode. They obviously could only go so far, though.

[mdom]

So not a real body then... That's an issue.

[Biomecha]

Yeah. Most people believe they ran out of myths to test. The truth is, ethics got in the way for a lot of others they could have tried. Such a shame.

[daikokunyo]

*screams bloodcurdlingly*

I shall not be your guinea pig! I'll fight for my pixel rights!

[Espy]

Bio, have you ever played Shadowrun: Hong Kong? There’s a certain character I think you’d like.