[Death by Mirrors]

I claim science. Calculating the change in speed when sliding down a mountain based on the number of people inside a canoe. With practical experiments and repeatable data.

[Kaderin Triste]

I claim this vessel in the name of Derpy.

[Merskelly Metalien]

*puts a missile launcher on the canoe...also throws in a big soft blanket with cookies on it* -w- ~+

[Death by Mirrors]

Actual cookies?
Or fake printed ones? *closely inspects the blanket*

[Kaderin Triste]

Derpy will be so happy with these modifications...
*tucks a sleeping Derpy into the blanket to finish his nap*

[Merskelly Metalien]

-w- They're not real cookies, but the blankie smells like faint cookie smell so the Derpy can have sweet dreams. I've got a cherry soap scented one too for me. ^-^; I-I don't eat cherry scented soap though heheh… > x>;

[Kaderin Triste]

...Derpy's gonna be so mad when he wakes up and finds out the cookies are a lie...

[Death by Mirrors]

There's still enough time to bake some real cookies until then.

I would do it, but I'm needed at the responsible position right behind the missile launcher.

[Merskelly Metalien]

:/ I could always bake some quick sugar cookies in the back. I can make them soft-baked or crunchy, ^-^ which does Derpy like?

[Kaderin Triste]

Derpy likes all cookies.

...that reminds me, I need to buy butter sometime this week...

[Merskelly Metalien]

-u- Then I will make both kinds. *prepares cookies in the back...of the canoe*

[KittyBeary]

Yay canoe sledding >:V

[Espy]

Originally Posted by Death by Mirrors

I claim science. Calculating the change in speed when sliding down a mountain based on the number of people inside a canoe. With practical experiments and repeatable data.

If the mountain's a relatively straight slope, then that's a really easy calculation.

[Death by Mirrors]

Still we need to verify the calculation. By actually sledding. *nods*

[mdom]

I keep reading 'shame sheeding'

[Death by Mirrors]

How about shame shearing? Anyone needs a new haircut... It will be done while gliding downhill with a canoe, but completely free of charge.