[Coda]

Music piracy has been a thing for a very long time -- so long, in fact, that there's a storage medium that's perfect for music pirates: the CD-Arrrr.

[Stabbsworth]

oh god

[Coda]

[EverAshwood]

- After years of trying, Doctors decided to try 10 puns on their coma patients to see if they'd react or wake.

Did any of them work?

- No pun in ten did.

[EverAshwood]

Damn I have another pun I can't do two in a row can I

[Coda]

Sure you can do two in a row -- though I did the "no pun in ten did" back on page one.

But if you don't want to, I can put a joke in here. It's not a pun, but it's still fun.

Once, a young scholar named Marta
Misclicked as she browsed on Encarta.
Instead of King Midas
She found Leonidas,
Who said "Phrygia? Madam, THIS IS SPARTA!"

[Espy]

1.) Do people still remember Encarta?

2.) What’s the... form of that poem? There’s... another word, not form... meter? I can’t remember.

[Coda]

Form IS actually the word you were looking for. It's a limerick.

[Coda]

@CodaHighland: I'm salty.
@CodaHighland: And so is my dinner.
@CodaHighland: My salt grinder exploded while I was trying to season it. >_<
@TheBiggerFish: Oof
@TheBiggerFish: Also oh god stealth pun
@CodaHighland: That's stealth...?
@TheBiggerFish: Yes. Because you only revealed it was a pun after you made it.
@CodaHighland: Seems we have differing definitions of what constitutes a stealth pun.
@TheBiggerFish: Like, the context for its punniness was only obvious after you said the thing.
@CodaHighland: Yeah, but that was part of the initial delivery. A stealth pun to me is one that doesn't look like it was meant to be a pun.
@Snowfire: @CodaHighland it appears that your definition is on some shaky ground
@Snowfire: Ba-dum-tiss
@CodaHighland: See, THAT'S a stealth pun. XD
@CodaHighland: ... oh geez there's TWO of them. XD Well done
@Snowfire: Seems highly in need of some good resolution
@CodaHighland: Blah, my stomach isn't totally happy now... I tried my best to scoop out all of the excess salt. But there was still a bit too much.
@Snowfire: <3
@CodaHighland: ... Another one? XD
@Snowfire: The solution's quite basic
@CodaHighland: Ba-tums-dish?
@Snowfire: Bad tum's dish
@CodaHighland: Oh, because Tums are basic. Also they relieve upset digestion. It's pretty good advice really, I'll go get some.
@Snowfire: I mean, the real way to deal with the mineral problem is to dissociate.
@Snowfire: It's just too neutral otherwise.
@CodaHighland: Keeping my ion you...
@Snowfire: Be careful with that gaze, you never know when it might turn charming. It's quite strange.
@CodaHighland: Quarky humor there
@Snowfire: Can never know when your bottom is up
@CodaHighland: I'll come out on top
@Snowfire: Then fall down
@Snowfire: Off the planck, as they say
@CodaHighland: Can't you just feel the chemistry in this channel?
@Snowfire: There's a lot of momentum
@CodaHighland: A few light jokes and we're all racing off
@Snowfire: Just keeps on accelerating
@CodaHighland: c what I mean?
@Snowfire: That was just tachyon'd
@Snowfire: (tacked on)
@CodaHighland: (oh, thought you were saying it was tacky)
@Snowfire: That too :V
@CodaHighland: Little too fast there
@Snowfire: Just add more power
@CodaHighland: Watt?
@Snowfire: Ohmy
@CodaHighland: I must resist!
@Snowfire: I feel like the mechanics here are getting a little too complicated.
@Snowfire: But we're just in such a super position
@Snowfire: Have to be careful though
@Snowfire: It might collapse
@CodaHighland: What, coming out of left field? That's out of hand.
@Snowfire: We are both going to hell for this
@CodaHighland: We should have the channel vote to see who won in an electron.
@CodaHighland: Hell? That's plane wrong.
@Nero: expires
@CodaHighland: Spoiled.
@CodaHighland: Do you mind if I share the transcript with the puns thread on another site?
@Snowfire: Do it
@Snowfire: Just remember to keep it all together.
@Snowfire: The exchange was so charged it might just fly apart
@CodaHighland: Come now, we're on the same side and you aren't repelling me.
@Snowfire: This seems to be quite the polarising topic
@Snowfire: Might want to alternate instead of being so direct
@Snowfire: Then again, you can always volt against that sort of thing.
@CodaHighland: Currently I'm just formatting the logs
@CodaHighland: Coming down to the wire, as it were
@CodaHighland: If I transform it right I can amp it up
@Snowfire: Then fire off a whole battery at once.
@CodaHighland: That's a positive idea
@Snowfire: Even if it's transistory.
@TheBiggerFish: Shocking.
@CodaHighland: It's worth the switch
@Snowfire: Seems rather physical
@Snowfire: Wouldn't want to force the issue
@CodaHighland: I'll touch base with the collector.
@CodaHighland: It's dope.
@Snowfire: What about the potential?
@CodaHighland: I'm just hoping for an equal reaction.
@CodaHighland: The thread should appreciate the new ton of jokes.
@Snowfire: Be careful with the mass transfer
@Snowfire: Wouldn't want it to be too aggressive
@Snowfire: These are weighty matters, after all.
@CodaHighland: I'm a good driver. I won't go off the rails.
@Snowfire: It's better to keep a few ounces of sense on your side
@Snowfire: The scales would tip over otherwise
@CodaHighland: I'm American. If I need a pound of cents I'll need you to send them.
@Snowfire: Eu'ro it
@CodaHighland: You can put it on my bill; I'm not a quack
@Snowfire: I'm sure we can find a way to some sort of equivalent exchange

[Coda]

True story here:

Went to the dentist this morning to have a deep cleaning.

They had country music playing. It should have been The Weeknd.

Because I can't feel my face.

[Coda]

If you try to outrun a car, you're going to get tired.

If you try to chase one, though, you're going to get exhausted.

[Claptrap]

I got to use the whiteboard at work today, I found the whole thing to be quite re-markable.

[Coda]

I prefer Sharpies. That's just an experience that can't be erased.

[Stabbsworth]

i regret making this entire thread.

[GhostAsh]

I don't think I'm all that punny, but I also like to think my puns are on a HOLE other level~ Eh? Eh?

[Coda]

I think you need to keep digging, GhostAsh.

I've got some dirt on the story from a mole. It's a real grassroots kind of thing, still underground. I'm worried some reputations will be soiled.