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mdom · Posted 10-24-2018, 02:17 PM

I'm not tall, Veshora, but I'm fat enough that I can't pass for a kid xDD

Veshora · Posted 10-24-2018, 02:23 PM

Just say your parents were professional sumo wrestlers.

mdom · Posted 10-24-2018, 02:25 PM

those boobs... everyone at 12 has them in my family, I'm just waiting until I'm 18 to do the surgery, sure <.<

Veshora · 02:39 PM

It's a rare genetic mutation caused by a hypersensitivity to endogenous estrogenes. You've been teased about it since kindergarten and need to follow a special dietetic routine to keep your estradiol levels low. Basically, candy is the only thing you can safely digest.

mdom · Posted 10-24-2018, 02:36 PM

I'm not sure I can finish that sentence before they slam the door to my face, but it's worth a try

Veshora · Posted 10-24-2018, 02:41 PM

Try "I just want candy" next time. Much shorter, and as good an explanation as any.

mdom · Posted 10-24-2018, 02:47 PM

Then they'll say 'NO' and i'll just be 'ok' and cry in my room like the loser I am :(((

Death by Mirrors · Posted 10-24-2018, 05:22 PM

You're not a loser. You're a demonical skeleton airship pirate.

mdom · Posted 10-24-2018, 06:27 PM

A demonical skeleton airship pirate loser :(((

Death by Mirrors · Posted 10-24-2018, 06:31 PM

...do you want to talk?

mdom · Posted 10-24-2018, 06:35 PM

Well, it all started about thirty years ago...

Death by Mirrors · Posted 10-24-2018, 06:39 PM

So about the time when the US resumed their Space Shuttle program? Go on...

mdom · Posted 10-24-2018, 06:46 PM

Wh-what? o.O

Anyway, my dad made me kneel on corn kernels...

Death by Mirrors · Posted 10-24-2018, 06:54 PM

Well, I just subtracted 30 years from today and so we have 1988 which is when... ah, forget it. Not that important for your psychological history anyway. Unless you have sexual dreams about rockets.

How did you feel when your dad made you do it?

mdom · Posted 10-24-2018, 07:08 PM

I don't, and I'm also not american xD

very afraid :(

Death by Mirrors · Posted 10-24-2018, 07:12 PM

I know, but space exploration knows no frontiers.

Was there a particular reason he made you kneel on the corn kernels? Like, did he plan a scientific experiment to figure out whether your body heat would turn them to popcorn?

		#18	Veshora The Magic Number
Just say your parents were professional sumo wrestlers. Death's ~~mule~~ librarian. The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little while longer.
	Posted 10-24-2018, 02:23 PM

		#20	Veshora The Magic Number
It's a rare genetic mutation caused by a hypersensitivity to endogenous estrogenes. You've been teased about it since kindergarten and need to follow a special dietetic routine to keep your estradiol levels low. Basically, candy is the only thing you can safely digest. Death's ~~mule~~ librarian. The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little while longer. Last edited by Veshora; 10-24-2018 at 02:39 PM.
	Posted 10-24-2018, 02:35 PM

		#22	Veshora The Magic Number
Try "I just want candy" next time. Much shorter, and as good an explanation as any. Death's ~~mule~~ librarian. The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little while longer.
	Posted 10-24-2018, 02:41 PM

mdom Jellosexual			#17
	I'm not tall, Veshora, but I'm fat enough that I can't pass for a kid xDD
		Posted 10-24-2018, 02:17 PM

mdom Jellosexual			#19
	those boobs... everyone at 12 has them in my family, I'm just waiting until I'm 18 to do the surgery, sure <.<
		Posted 10-24-2018, 02:25 PM

mdom Jellosexual			#21
	I'm not sure I can finish that sentence before they slam the door to my face, but it's worth a try
		Posted 10-24-2018, 02:36 PM

mdom Jellosexual			#23
	Then they'll say 'NO' and i'll just be 'ok' and cry in my room like the loser I am :(((
		Posted 10-24-2018, 02:47 PM

		#24	Death by Mirrors Writer
You're not a loser. You're a demonical skeleton airship pirate.
	Posted 10-24-2018, 05:22 PM

mdom Jellosexual			#25
	A demonical skeleton airship pirate loser :(((
		Posted 10-24-2018, 06:27 PM

		#26	Death by Mirrors Writer
...do you want to talk?
	Posted 10-24-2018, 06:31 PM

mdom Jellosexual			#27
	Well, it all started about thirty years ago...
		Posted 10-24-2018, 06:35 PM

		#28	Death by Mirrors Writer
So about the time when the US resumed their Space Shuttle program? Go on...
	Posted 10-24-2018, 06:39 PM

mdom Jellosexual			#29
	Wh-what? o.O Anyway, my dad made me kneel on corn kernels...
		Posted 10-24-2018, 06:46 PM

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		#30	Death by Mirrors Writer
Well, I just subtracted 30 years from today and so we have 1988 which is when... ah, forget it. Not that important for your psychological history anyway. Unless you have sexual dreams about rockets. How did you feel when your dad made you do it?
	Posted 10-24-2018, 06:54 PM

mdom Jellosexual			#31
	I don't, and I'm also not american xD very afraid :(
		Posted 10-24-2018, 07:08 PM

		#32	Death by Mirrors Writer
I know, but space exploration knows no frontiers. Was there a particular reason he made you kneel on the corn kernels? Like, did he plan a scientific experiment to figure out whether your body heat would turn them to popcorn?
	Posted 10-24-2018, 07:12 PM