[Death by Mirrors]

Hello bro,

my name is Gary and I'm a real man. See my beard - and my muscles! I work as a truck driver. My favorite drink is beer. In my free time I like to go hunting and lumberjacking.

And I have a secret passion.

Ever since I first got a chance to watch, I'm in love with a particular event. With all my testosterone pumped heart I long to...

...be a princess.

Yes.

It's true. I want to compete in RuPaul's Drag Race, and I want to slap all those bitches back to third row. But I can't do this without your help. See, it's all about style. You just won't be fabulous in a second hand flannel checker shirt. Not even Julie Newmar could pull this off.

So I am looking to buy a Royal Amphibian Gown in order to express my glamtastic side. Can your runes help my dream come true?

[mdom]

Hunty you have good taste!
I can help you if you casually namedrop me okurrrr
you're going to look sickening in that gown!

[Death by Mirrors]

Thanks so much, sweetheart!
Your help will not be forgotten. VIP ticket, champagne, and I'll even let you borrow my nail polish ^^
*curtsies*