[Veshora]

Just orange juice for you then.

[mdom]

NEEEEIGH.
I protest! It doesn't even go with butter!

[Death by Mirrors]

I'll buy you a coffee if you bring me a ship.

[Derpy McBlueEyes]

Derpy waddles over, pulling a small ship.
"I bwought you a ship!"

[Death by Mirrors]

You seem already well adept in piracy. Here's your booty *hands Derpy a cup of coffee*

[Quiet Man Cometh]

My ship is already made of butter. Your butter cannons will merely make it bigger! Ha!

Also Rum-butter is a thing! A Glorious thing! Derpy's shiny cousin likes it very much.

[Derpy McBlueEyes]

Originally Posted by Death by Mirrors

You seem already well adept in piracy. Here's your booty *hands Derpy a cup of coffee*

"I watch ALLL the piwate movies! Imma be the best piwate ever!"
Derpy quickly drinks all the coffee.

[mdom]

Death by Mirrors vs Quiet Man Cometh!
May the best three word username win

[KittyBeary]

Everyone gets butter >:V 10 pounds of butter

[Den]

Butter's better for toast, imo. and for baking.

[Derpy McBlueEyes]

"Butter's for making cookies!"

[Death by Mirrors]

I wonder... if we make cannonballs out of cookie dough and fire them, would they end up readily baked cookies? Probably not, but it still sounds like a rad thing to try. Get your cookies ready! Down with the biscuit fleet!

[Quiet Man Cometh]

They would probably end up balls of cookie dough with something of a burnt crust, potentially making them something explosive.

[mdom]

Cookie dough! Cookie dough! Cookie dough!
I'll eat the cannon balls nomnomnom

[Veshora]

Pretty sure you'll end up with something akin to chinese fighting muffins.

[mdom]

D:
those aren't edible!