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SparX · Posted 02-19-2018, 09:06 AM

The way this discussion hops around is about how convos with me go in real life XD
I wish I could see your expression Espy I bet it was one of priceless horror XD

On a similar topic, We have a new massage place in town called "the rub hub".
It's name made my boss think we should do "the groom room" or "the dunkajunk", which would be a waxing business as he described it. People can walk in, take their pants off, somehow one of us would figure out how to LITERALLY DIP just the butt and private areas in HOT WAX and another person to pull the wax off.
His first thought was to just have people dunk their junk in the wax.

The whole time me and my other coworker are sitting there mortified, because he literally is telling -me- to dip someones dick and balls in HOT WAX and -her- To rip it off and it raised so many questions.
Like would it rip off foreskin? why would you wax your dick? would the wax be scented?
And have you ever heard of a brazillian wax before? XD
He hadn't, but thought his idea was great. Both my coworker and I knew he had never experienced the heat of wax before XD

EverAshwood · Posted 02-19-2018, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Death by Mirrors

That shit is so obscure not even Google can find it.

Yeahhhh, it's an audio

Sorry guys

Edit: SparX WHAT

SparX · Posted 02-19-2018, 09:44 AM

So wait
It's porn, for your ears?

and yes, a real conversation. Like how could you not realize how hot and painful that would be.

mdom · Posted 02-19-2018, 02:24 PM

OUCH
my mom says hot wax hurts less than cold
well not if you DIP THE JUNK THO

Death by Mirrors · Posted 02-19-2018, 02:45 PM

Okies, so we've got the vags and the dicks covered. Next topic: stuff that doesn't match well with your butt hole.

EverAshwood · Posted 02-19-2018, 04:37 PM

Roses, probably

XoGizmooX · Posted 02-19-2018, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Death by Mirrors

Okies, so we've got the vags and the dicks covered. Next topic: stuff that doesn't match well with your butt hole.

Jalapenos

Death by Mirrors · Posted 02-19-2018, 06:59 PM

Ginger. Unless you're a horse and some bogus farmer wants more money for his old nag.

Mekatra · Posted 02-19-2018, 08:36 PM

That last one is called figging. By the way.

Cactus.

Espy · Posted 02-19-2018, 09:16 PM

...Do enemas match well or poorly?

XoGizmooX · Posted 02-19-2018, 09:20 PM

Baseball bats

Mekatra · Posted 02-19-2018, 09:30 PM

I think that depends on the situation, Espy.

SparX · Posted 02-19-2018, 10:51 PM

Butthole bleaching.

mdom · Posted 02-20-2018, 12:43 AM

if they're not vodka enemas....

SparX · Posted 02-20-2018, 12:46 AM

Fidget Spinners
there was a news article on that one

mdom · Posted 02-20-2018, 12:47 AM

I was going to ask, why would you put that in your butt, but people put everything in their butts don't they

SparX It's ALIVE			#209
	The way this discussion hops around is about how convos with me go in real life XD I wish I could see your expression Espy I bet it was one of priceless horror XD On a similar topic, We have a new massage place in town called "the rub hub". It's name made my boss think we should do "the groom room" or "the dunkajunk", which would be a waxing business as he described it. People can walk in, take their pants off, somehow one of us would figure out how to LITERALLY DIP just the butt and private areas in HOT WAX and another person to pull the wax off. His first thought was to just have people dunk their junk in the wax. The whole time me and my other coworker are sitting there mortified, because he literally is telling -me- to dip someones dick and balls in HOT WAX and -her- To rip it off and it raised so many questions. Like would it rip off foreskin? why would you wax your dick? would the wax be scented? And have you ever heard of a brazillian wax before? XD He hadn't, but thought his idea was great. Both my coworker and I knew he had never experienced the heat of wax before XD {MyAnimeList}{My MAL Graph!}{Read manga? Come here!} Currently Questing For: Lil Spoops,Puppet Master, Toamna lantern, Cyber Reaper,Braen's Jacket Have Au and some Runes Buy runes from me! PM for details!
		Posted 02-19-2018, 09:06 AM

SparX It's ALIVE			#211
	So wait It's porn, for your ears? and yes, a real conversation. Like how could you not realize how hot and painful that would be. {MyAnimeList}{My MAL Graph!}{Read manga? Come here!} Currently Questing For: Lil Spoops,Puppet Master, Toamna lantern, Cyber Reaper,Braen's Jacket Have Au and some Runes Buy runes from me! PM for details!
		Posted 02-19-2018, 09:44 AM

		#214	EverAshwood Pepsi Pagan
Roses, probably Some Eclectic Witch Ashwood's Item Quest Thread
	Posted 02-19-2018, 04:37 PM

Mekatra ADICTED			#217
	That last one is called figging. By the way. Cactus. Answer my riddle to earn a prize! You'll always feel it, but can never see it. It's strong but shatters easily. You can give it away but never hold it. What is it? Pm me the answer, no cheating please!
		Posted 02-19-2018, 08:36 PM

		#218	Espy Wanderer
...Do enemas match well or poorly? STONEWALL WAS A RIOT \|playlist\| Step in front of a runaway train ____Just to feel alive again â•â•â•â•â•â•â•? ?•â•â•â•â•â• Dark 3.24.12 - Nick 6.4.12 - Henry 12.7.12 - Elliot & Rajat 3.28.16 sanctuary\|\|Closet\|\|~~Art Request~~ â•â•â•â•â•â•â•? ?•â•â•â•â•â• Pushing forward through the night_____ Aching chest and blurry sight
	Posted 02-19-2018, 09:16 PM

		#212	mdom Jellosexual
OUCH my mom says hot wax hurts less than cold well not if you DIP THE JUNK THO
	Posted 02-19-2018, 02:24 PM

Death by Mirrors Writer			#213
	Okies, so we've got the vags and the dicks covered. Next topic: stuff that doesn't match well with your butt hole.
		Posted 02-19-2018, 02:45 PM

		#216	Death by Mirrors Writer
Ginger. Unless you're a horse and some bogus farmer wants more money for his old nag.
	Posted 02-19-2018, 06:59 PM

		#220	Mekatra ADICTED
I think that depends on the situation, Espy. Answer my riddle to earn a prize! You'll always feel it, but can never see it. It's strong but shatters easily. You can give it away but never hold it. What is it? Pm me the answer, no cheating please!
	Posted 02-19-2018, 09:30 PM

SparX It's ALIVE			#221
	Butthole bleaching. {MyAnimeList}{My MAL Graph!}{Read manga? Come here!} Currently Questing For: Lil Spoops,Puppet Master, Toamna lantern, Cyber Reaper,Braen's Jacket Have Au and some Runes Buy runes from me! PM for details!
		Posted 02-19-2018, 10:51 PM

		#222	mdom Jellosexual
if they're not vodka enemas....
	Posted 02-20-2018, 12:43 AM

SparX It's ALIVE			#223
	Fidget Spinners there was a news article on that one {MyAnimeList}{My MAL Graph!}{Read manga? Come here!} Currently Questing For: Lil Spoops,Puppet Master, Toamna lantern, Cyber Reaper,Braen's Jacket Have Au and some Runes Buy runes from me! PM for details!
		Posted 02-20-2018, 12:46 AM

		#224	mdom Jellosexual
I was going to ask, why would you put that in your butt, but people put everything in their butts don't they
	Posted 02-20-2018, 12:47 AM

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