[Death by Mirrors]

This just in, Mr. Sandman reports being mugged for his sand! You got 83 Thousand Grains of Sand!

[XoGizmooX]

DIRT! You got 57 th...wait, that doesn't count. Well, need more sand.

[Death by Mirrors]

Three small, hard particles. Probably sand. Well, need more sand.

[XoGizmooX]

For being a paradigm of ubiquity, this stuff isn't easy to find... Well, need more sand.

[XoGizmooX]

Going Ham for that Sand! You got 70 Thousand Grains of Sand!



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[Death by Mirrors]

My god, it's full of stars! ...And Sand. So much. You got 84 Thousand Grains of Sand!

[Potironette]

Break out the shovels, you've got 55 thousand grains of sand to dig through!

[XoGizmooX]

You realized that wet sand is still sand. Time to go diving! You got 70 Thousand Grains of Sand!

[Death by Mirrors]

You asked some tiny crabs to help you collect sand. They're pretty good at this! You got 81 Thousand Grains of Sand!

[Potironette]

Your post is just OOZING sand!

[Mekatra]

Step 1: acquire sandstone. Step 2: remove the stone. You got 63 Thousand Grains of Sand!

[Death by Mirrors]

Break out the shovels, you've got 79 thousand grains of sand to dig through! You got 79 Thousand Grains of Sand!

[Den]

Yay! We've got new sayings to look forward to!

ETA: "Like stealing candy from a baby...but easier, and less emotionally devastating."

[XoGizmooX]

Pretty please with a million grains of sand on top? No? Okay... Well, need more sand.

[XoGizmooX]

Meat, cheese, and two slices of bread. Take out the magic, it's sand! You got 78 Thousand Grains of Sand!

[Den]

lol Gizzie, I'd rather have the meat, cheese, and bread.