[Kaderin Triste]

"NONONONONO!" Derpy covers his ears and starts crying.

Uh...it's gonna be okay Derpy....I'm sure it just wants a hug...
We nervously go north...

[Den]

I will go back.

[Glitch]

Kaderin Triste:

You go north! And then a little bit west. You can still hear monster roars.
Do you . ..

Go north? Go south?

[Kaderin Triste]

"No! WE GOING THE WRONG WAY! WAAAAA!"

Deep breaths Derpy, we will go south.

[Glitch]

Den:

You go back! You may now continue north or go west

Kaderin Triste:

You go this way and still hear monster noises! What the heck man?! You may go north or south oh or back!

[Den]

I'll go north.

[Glitch]

Den:

You go north for a long way and then west for a bit and the a smidge more north.
You may now. . .

Go west? go east?

[Kaderin Triste]

"I don't wanna get eated!"

Hmmm....lets go North.

[Glitch]

Kaderin Triste:

You go north! You round a corner and are faced with a giant mini-boss monster! You raise your bow and arrow it is time to fight! Battle music blairs over speakers hidden amongst the corn.Dun dun dun do dodo dun dun doo twangggg!

How this works. One option will continue the fight. One option will end with you winning! One option will result in you being chased out of the maze!!! Oh there will also be a mystery fourth option.

1.Shoot an arrow at its eye?
2. Shoot an arrow at its stomach?
3. Shoot an arrow at its foot?
4. Send Derpy to attack it while you run back out of the cave. Distraction!

[Den]

I will go east.

[Kaderin Triste]

Derpy! It wants a hug! Go get it!

Derpy, feeling less scared, because hugs are nice, waddles quickly toward the boss monster, arms outstretched.

[Glitch]

Den:

You go east for awhile and then north a bit and then east some more. You hear terrifying monster sounds! Do you. . .

Go north? Go South?

[Glitch]

Kaderin Triste:

You Turn and flee, leaving poor Derpy behind. Once you are back safely in a different hallway you look around. You may go south or east.

Meanwhile.

The boss monster is caught rather off guard and picks Derpy up. It returns the hug and thinks Derpy is very cute. It adds Derpy to its loot pile.

[Den]

I will go south.

[Kaderin Triste]

*sniffle* Sorry Derpy! I'll come back for you!
For now, I go east.

Derpy looks around, then starts crying.
"Waaaa! Where's momma?!?"

[Glitch]

Den:

You go south. The roars and growls and hisses grow louder and louder! You round a corner and come face to face with a 3 headed dragon! It blows a wall of fire so that you can not escape! A variety of weapons appear before you.

You will be presented with three options! A random number generator will be used to determine your success.
You will need to roll higher than a 3 to keep fighting and higher than an 8 to win.

What weapon will you fight with?

Kaderin Triste:

You go east! And then north! Do you. . .

continue north? go east?