[Argon]

Granted, now time slows to a crawl and you go insane.

I wish my math homework would do itself.

[Zao]

Granted but now you don't get any credit for it

I wish there was something on TV

[Argon]

Granted, but its a blood thirsty monster that escapes and maws you to shreds.

I wish the wind would stop blowing.

[Zao]

Granted but now it floods because the winds were blowing away clouds

I wish my face would stop hurting

[Kira Shino]

granted but now something else hurts
i wish i wasn't sick

[Argon]

Granted, but you cease to have any feeling and don't realize you are on fire.

I wish octopi had feathers.

[Kira Shino]

granted but now they can fly and took over the world
i wish it was time for sakura-con already

[speedy kitty]

Granted but you can't go.

I wish that I had a job.

[Argon]

Granted, but they don't pay you anything.

I wish I didn't have to write a speech.

[Zao]

Granted but now you have to write a 50 page paper

I wish I could motivate myself to do art

[Illusion]

Granted, but your motivation wasn't good enough so you didn't get far into drawing art.

I wish 100 new members would join trisphee and treat me like i'm their god.

[Antigone]

Granted, but then they figure out you were in disguise and sacrifice you to their real god.. XD

I wish I didn't have a headache

[Argon]

Granted, you now don't have a head, thus eliminating the ache. =D

I wish Pokemon were real.

[Rainism]

Granted, but they eat you.
I wish the weekend was longer.

[Zao]

Granted but now you have to work/go to school over the weekend

I wish I had straight hair

[Nightmare]

Granted but it falls off.

I wish I could make cool graphics