[Jurinjo]

Granted but now despite its texture it's completely flavorless!

I wish I could enjoy being drunk without hangovers.

[SparX]

Granted but now you get hangovers from not being drunk
or wait
is that withdrawals?
hmmmmmm. . . .
I wish I didn't have to go back to work for stupid reasons 2 hours after I already left D:

[mdom]

D: Granted, but now you have to go back to work for serious reasons.

I wish lack of sleep didn't give me diarrhea.

[SparX]

I actually did .-. Ended up manifesting a bunch of orders for this week and printing out labels

Granted but now sleep gives you constipation? What is life even D:

I wish I could stop questioning my existence

[mdom]

Granted, but now you question everyone else's existence. Are they really there?

I wish I didn't have to exercise.

[SparX]

Granted but now . . . well . .. your health has started deteriorating to say the least. . . .

I wish Idaho wasn't gonna be hotter then home D:

[Potironette]

Granted, but Idaho's potatoes start causing cold fires.

I wish humans weren't so fragile.

[SparX]

Granted but now you can't even cut your own nails and they start growing out hella weird and shit, and same with your hair and nose and ears. . .. . .

I wish my flight hadn't gotten delayed 2 fucking hours D:

[Potironette]

Eek!

Granted, but the person sitting next to you has an extremely loud and growling stomach from missing his lunch--as he was about to eat the moment the flight was about to leave.

I wish floors wouldn't make creaking noises.

[mdom]

Granted! But now breathing is like turning a car on.

I wish we didn't have to sleep to function.

[Potironette]

Granted! But now everyone uses the lights 24/7 and by 2020 no one can see stars in the sky anywhere except in the Amazon rainforest.

I wish allergies didn't exist

[TwinkleQueen]

Granted! But a million worse diseases have taken their place and pestilence is spreading like wildfire.
I wish the man of my dreams reciprocated my feelings.

[SparX]

Granted, but now he is actually to clingy and its being to not only be a huge turn-off, but a huge inconvenience and dangerous to your well being!

I wish the pizza would get here faster =O

[Potironette]

Granted! But the delivery guy asked you to pay double for his/her tip!

I wish I would finish my homework on before 3 AM today.

[SparX]

D: but I am using a coupon oh no!

You finish your homework by 11pm, but when you wake up at 7am you realize it was for the wrong class!

I wish this guacamole had smaller bits of avocado

[Illusion]

Granted, but the avocado are micro size so the guacamole is now 99% water. 1% guacamole.

I wish my glasses were delivered to my eye doctor already.