[uncledaddy]

i don't remember much of my time here, so i'm gonna pretend this is a fresh start. sort of. i remember some things.

i been gone for a minute
apparently i popped in around february of last year and made all of 2 posts, but aside from that i haven't been active on this site since 2013.
what's happening
i see we finally got that body hair i asked for when i first joined; it only took, what, four years? :U

i dunno how long i'll stick around this time, but shower me with the love (and food) i deserve and we'll see.

[daikokunyo]

You been gone for a minute?

Only?

:B welcome back, and I hope you do stick around and have fun.

You're kind of late for the Petapalooza event but if you scrabble for treats really rabidly you could make it :P

[uncledaddy]

i ain't that desperate for no pets >:Y i mean, the slug guy and the wolf are pretty cool... but i'll live.

[daikokunyo]

Yeah the slug guy and SIR REGINALD. *claws own soul out in desperate want* WHY IS HE SO CUTE WHYYYYY

[uncledaddy]

SIR REGINALD CREEPS ME OUT MANG DO NOT WANT.

can't tell if rock, poop, or horribly melted something-or-other *squint* i guess it depends on the color.

[daikokunyo]

For your information, Sir Reginald is a member of the elect species of BLOB.

BLOBS ARE BAE.

[uncledaddy]

NOT IF YOU'VE SEEN "THE BLOB". time to dump sir reginald off in the arctic somewhere so he won't eat anybody ever again.

[daikokunyo]

'THE BLOB' was made by speciesists who discriminate against the BLOBs, who hate them just for being different, just for being blobby. It is a biased perspective and therefore cannot be trusted.
The idea of BLOBS eating people is like the idea of Chinese killing people off in road accidents.

[uncledaddy]

are you implying they don't? so naive...

[daikokunyo]

I'm implying that Blobs eating people is a gross generalization. It's a stereotype.

[uncledaddy]

pffffff next you'll be telling me pterodactyls don't drop people into their nests for their unhatched babies to eat, either. the world we live in today!

[Gallagher]

ay bitch, i remember you. what the fuck.

yeah like about the hair thing, fokkin. you're welcome lol.

but naw, i'm big item boss now (which i wasn't back in '13) and it hit me these past few months that fuKKIN BODY HAIR MANG. WE NEVER GOT IT. AND WE CAN DO IT WITHOUT WHINING NOW.

i'm hella excited for more body mods with hair and freckles and shit, yo. i've got so many brain plans and such. i think you're gonna like the junk i wanna do, so you should hang around this time. at least for a hot minute, since last time was only a hot second, lololol

[Potironette]

Welcome back!

Have some love food!

[Glitch]

hullo there.

I am oddly attracted to your outfit you've got there.

[uncledaddy]

@Gallagher; NEW STUFF HYPE that is really good to hear. i about pissed myself when i saw some of the body mod stuff going on in the shops already. you da best! KEEP IT UP AND MAYBE I'LL STAY FOR TWO HOT MINUTES

@Potironette; why thank ya.

@Glitch; i am damn fond of it, myself. *twirls* i like yours, too.

[Gallagher]

oh

my

fuck