[SparX]

Name: SparX
Question: What is the weather for the next 12 years

[Espy]

Name: Espy
Question: What are you?

[Glitch]

@SparX: Always what you wouldn't like it to be.

@Espy: I'm a Glitch, obvi

[Lawtan]

Name: Lawtan
Question: What kind of Glitch are you? And is being a Glitch the reason you can tell fortunes? XD

[Glitch]

@Lawtan: I am the best Glitch, I am the Glitch of Fortune!

[SparX]

Name: SparX
Question: how long will it take me to learn to be like sakamoto?

[Glitch]

@SparX: you must channel Sakamoto. . . you must become one with Sakamoto. . . you must spend 12 years doing only as sakamoto would do and then it will come naturally. Best to start young.

[SparX]

Well I'm screwed then

[Tiva]

Name: Tiva
Question: Where is the holy grail?

[Potironette]

Name: Potironette
Question: What is the color of air?

[Awen Moonshine]

Name: Awen Moonshine
Question: Will I ever get to be with the person I really love?

[Glitch]

@Tiva: in a church in León in northern Spain

@Potir: Blue

@Awen: Concentrate and ask again

[SparX]

Name: SparX
Question:
How long will this migraine last?

[Glitch]

@SparX: drink lots of water and get some sleep and then you should feel better

[Illusion]

Name: Illusion
Question: Will I ever gain the confidence to wear a speedo at the beach?

[Poggio]

Name: Poggio
Question: Whats in my pocket?