[SparX]

You stab my eyes out with your paintbrush and paint a smile on my face with my own blood >.>

[Jaybird]

Put a paperbag over my head, set me on fire, stab me with a sharp object a few times and then stomp my head with those heavy boots.

[Pessimisticat]

Could totes see you being a super secret spy assassin and stabbing me in the eyes with hidden daggers in your boots :'|

[Fraynos]

Oh jeez. Fire breath! You also look like someone that would carry super sharp throwing knives or ninja stars.

[Pessimisticat]

I could totally see you poisoning me. Like, some royalty conflict and you gotta kill me and take my throne >:D

[SparX]

Your cloud vape chokes me and paralyzes me, leaving me defenseless as you spear through me with your horns, and peck out my innards with your mask.


Why so rude I thought we were friends *cries while bleeding out*

[Pessimisticat]

You're secretly a psycho, spoiled child of a royal family. I do something against you, something very mild, but you don't like it, so you lure me into your family's maze garden. Then, when I realize there is no reason for having been brought out to the garden and turn away, you stab me in the head with your mask's stick, repeatedly. My blood splatters over your eye.

[Espy]

Oh come on, there's /got/ to be a blade or a dozen hidden under that cloak.

[Pessimisticat]

Ehehehehe.

I feel like you have some sort of psychic power where you can like...make me implode or rip my limbs off or something. :P

[Fraynos]

You could possibly be a vampire prince!

[Pessimisticat]

Take my soul then throw my body into the black hole that is hidden under your cape.

[Tindra]

Probably stab me with a sword that you have hidden under you cape.

[Pessimisticat]

Use your ghost to mess me up in supernatural ways :P

[SparX]

Use your huge bow behind you to strangle me to death in a glorious loli way.

[Pessimisticat]

Use the moon behind you to suck me out towards the ocean and then drop me in the middle, so I either drawn, die from exposure, or get eaten alive by sharks or something.

[Lawtan]

As I wander along the pathway of golden flowers, a fog descends. When it dissipates, I am nowhere to be found.

...What item is that fog?