[Nari]

Granted, but now everyone you say,"I wish," a puppy cries.

I wish my phone had more battery life.

[Salone]

Granted, but your battery gains so much life that it develops a life of its own and doesn't approve with how you use your phone, and rebels against you to overthrow the bourgeois humans.

I wish for...heated floors!

[Nari]

Granted but now the floors are so hot the bottoms of your feet melt off if you walk on them.

I wish I didn't have to pay for the electricity in my apartment.

[Illusion]

Granted, you didn't pay, now your electricity has turned off.

I wish I can find a friggin' play that I can go see that fits in my schedule and budget and then attend said play.

[Salone]

Granted, but it's 'Our American Cousin', and through the power of Corrupt a Wish, the version you see is the most famous production...from 1865.

I wish for brownies from Domino's!

[Ammutseba]

Your wish is granted, Salone. Unfortunately, you've developed a severe intolerance to chocolate. Even the smell makes you nauseous! Sorry, my friend.

I wish for a night sky that could gaze back at me. :)

[Nari]

Granted, but you are in a tiny box, your life span is 5 hours, and you're likely to be eaten at that time by a cat.

I wish I had a puppy.

[Illusion]

Granted, but because you smothered the puppy it ran away to Puppywood where it will become a famous movie star and talk show host. He also has a restraining order on you and your also no longer allowed in the state of Kansas for some reason.

I wish Gaia Online will go bankrupt and close down.

[Nari]

Granyed, but when it goes bankrupt, it takes all other avi sites with it because, as it turns oit, Gaia Online ones every avi site ever created.

I wish I had an xbox.

[Salone]

Granted, but you get a large cardboard box containing every person you've ever dated.

You know, an Ex-Box.

I wish I had unlimited quarters!

[Illusion]

Granted, but you needed to do use a infinite washing machine that requires an infinite amount of quarters to operate once.

I wish for pie that tastes like a cake when I eat it.

[SparX]

Granted, but since the cake is a lie so is the pie and in fact it was all a lie. Sorry.
I wish for everlasting intelligence.

[Pessimisticat]

Granted, but you will be with someone, for as long as you live, who has everlasting dumbness.

I wish for eternal happiness.

[SparX]

sounds like my life already woot!
Granted, but you also must live with eternally never getting full from food.
I wish for better asian all you can eat buffets around my town

[Pessimisticat]

Granted, but all of the meat will come from children.

I wish for good food all the time!

[Potironette]

Granted, but you will never be able to eat any of it.
I wish for humankind to be able to see more colors.