[Nari]

I haven't heard about that giving you anxiety, but the energy boost may have caused it.

[Salone]

Originally Posted by Glitch

I am having all of this anxiety all of a sudden, I drank an emergen-c would that do it? D:

You know I usually end up putting Emergen-C in my screwdrivers.

Hellooooooo Nari! If you like drunken shenanigans and some outright wrong stories, you've definitely come to the right place.

[Den]

I'm working on a new sweater for myself. I got a lot of chunky-weight yarn, so I'mma make myself something nice and warm :)

[CupcakeDolly]

Hello Nari! Nice to meetcha!

Glinter, if you're not used to energy drinks, that might've given you the shakes. I chug monsters regularly and emergen-C still makes me a little fidgety.
Maybe try eating a piece of bread or something to absorb it? =o

[Nari]

Salone// Hellooooooo! Fortunately I live for wring stories, and me and Alcohol are on good terms. Not overly friendly, but good and casual. I love me some Vegas Bombs!

Cupcake// Nice to me ya too!

[Salone]

Tonight's Drink: Washington Apple, again (sue me, out of lemonade)

So I'm looking through the Steam sale, and I'm trying to find something worth picking up. I have quite a few games, just looking for something cheap that I'll probably never end up playing.

Any ideas?

[Nari]

Salone// I haven't been to steam in forever. I wouldn't know what was good on there if it slapped me in my face with a fish. Hell, I don't even have a computer at the moment. I'm doing everything on my phone right now.

[Salone]

That's fine Nari. Love your art by the way! Waiting for you to post more so I can salivate over it.

[Nari]

Thank you so much! I love hearing that people enjoy the hard work I put into my pieces.

Homg that story is fabtastic; made even more so because I have a large, fuzzy Cthulu on my bed that I sleep with every night. His name is Cathy.

I'll probably be adding things slowly. I'm doing all of this on my phine, so it's gonna take a while. Fortunately, I have everything saved to either websites, ot on my phone itself so that I can use the pictures. :3 I just don't have the hours and hours of time available to me so that I can complete it right now. Hence the reserved posts. LOL

[Den]

XD Salone, that's terrible and hilarious as hell.

[Salone]

I've done some bad things to good people, I'll admit. I've burned bridges and all sorts of things for the sake of a joke. Although most of the time, shit just happens.

I'll give you guys another story later tonight!

[Nari]

Yusssssss! MOAR STORIESSSS!!! I can't wait. You had me cackling at that one from last night. Cackling and snorting, and I almost fell off my bed.

[Salone]

Okay okay. So kind of in the similar vein. Again, deffo M, bad bad content, all that. You have been warned.

When I was in my final year of high school, I came across one of my new teachers on OKCupid. She was this very pretty Chinese woman (this is important), and I...okay so I couldn't help myself, I struck up a conversation off campus, which is awful and all that but I was 18 so shhh.

Anyway we hit it off, go on a date out of town to where she lives. She was 18, I was 25. During the night I find out that she has never ever done anything with a guy. No sex, no fooling around, not even kissing one. So, I do everything I can to be her first for a lot of those. Go in for the kiss, success, all that. Finally we have to leave, as we had drove a bit. Being the weekend, she tells me that I can stay at her place if I like, but don't expect anything to happen.

Sure thing.

So we're at her place, she's about to go down on me (I have my ways), and I get this...this feeling of guilt. The one time I've felt bad about something before I let it happen. I ask her to wait for a moment, and tell her that when a guy has an orgasm, there's certain things that come out and she might not like the taste or might be overwhelmed and I want her to know just in case, since this is her first time doing anything with a guy. Still holding 'me' in her hand, she looks up at me and says "Salone, I'm Chinese. We eat a lot of weird stuff."

Fell off the bed laughing, which hurt because she was still holding on to me, but my god if that is not the best thing I have ever heard in bedroom.

[Glitch]

ok i'll share my embarrassing story too! >3> I've blanked most of it from trauma but I'll share what I remember! I guess M, R, what have you NSFW, read at your own risk! Don't read it if you think I am awesome and want to keep thinking of me that way!

So I was going out with this guy and the first time he brought me back to his place I decided to go for it. He was laying down on the couch and I was on top and all of a sudden his door flies open and his brother is there just staring at us. . .and what does he do? He throws me onto the floor. I remember just sitting there staring at the door all nekkid. Oh it was a horrible first time with somebody and I have always checked to make sure doors are locked since. I realize this isn't so bad but I swear it was worse, I just have tried really really hard to forget as much of it as possible D:

[Den]

I... really don't have a lot of stories, myself... but I do have a couple. Fairly tame by comparison to what's already been posted, but still kinda funny. Definitely M, so click at your own risk!

Back in my very first go at college, way back in 2005, I had a group of friends I ran with. One of them was, at the time, bisexual-to-gay (He wasn't quite sure at the time, but that's not important to this story), and his birthday was coming up. I was going to a sleep over at one of the other's house, with a couple other friends, and part of what we were going to do was go to a movie. Thing is, on the way to the theater, there's an adult toy shop. So, since we were all over 18 (I had just turned 19, in fact), we decided it would be funny to buy our friend a gag gift in the form of a sex toy.

Turns out, half our group only had their campus IDs with them, and had left their drivers' licenses at their dorm. They opted to stay in the car, while I and another girl went into the shop. We ended up buying our guyfriend a red vibrator, and it turned out he had a red buttplug already.

We didn't know it at the time, but someone from the host's church happened to be driving by and spotted her in the back of the car. We got SUCH a lecture for "Going into that filthy place".

I still frequent the shop, when I have the money, and am in the area and don't have to be home by a certain time.

[Nari]

so this one is not in that same vein, but it us hilarious nonetheless.

So I grew up at this boarding school for kids that couldn't be taken care of by their families. We stayed in homes made for 12 or so kids at a time. Twice a year we had to do fire drills.

We'll this one time, they never told us it was gonna happen. It was not the usual time of year when they do it, and it was far later in the day than normal. I'd just come home from school, and I wanted to take a bath before starting on my homework. I think I was 12 at the time, which didn't really matter, since I was in a training bra at 8. So by this time, I was fairly busty, and going through puberty so I was curving out, but still in that awkward ugly duckling phase. I was really self conscious aboit my body.

Anyways, so I had just stripped down, and turned on the water for the bath, when I hear it. The fire alarm was pretty loud in the carpetted parts of the home, but in that tiny room, with no sort of soft fabric to dampen the sound, it was positively deafening.

So I have Brontophobia, which is the fear of loud noises, and the loudest noise ever goes off. So my first reaction, is to run the fuck away. So I scrambled toward the door at the end of the hall. It was my salvation, and I sum bled onto the landing, but ass naked. And there, in the street, amongst all of the girl's I lived with, was a gaggle of pre-pubescent boys, staring at my naked body, and snickering as I stood there, frozen, in shock, spread eagle for all the world to see, naked as the day I was born.