[Salone]

Granted, but he's been reading this thread and already has ideas about how he is going to corrupt your wishes.

I wish that the box of taquitos I bought didn't come in taquito increments of twenty-three when it specifically mentions to cook them three at a time.

[Illusion]

Granted, but you cook them all at the same time and they are all still partially frozen especially that one in the middle.

I wish I had a hat that matches my groove.

[Chloe]

Granted, yet the hat is one or two sizes too small for your noggin.

I wish to pass this math course.

[Illusion]

Granted, but the school found in unusual that you passed with a A++ so they made you take the course again just to be sure.

I wish I could memorize everything I read or hear completely.

[Salone]

Granted, but you remember everything you read or hear at once, all the time. And Nickelback is still a thing.

I wish to not be patient zero in the ever impending hypothetical zombie apocalypse.

[Hres]

Granted, But patient zero did sneeze on you rather rudely in the checkout line at the supermarket. Making you the second zombie to every exist.

I wish for less school work.

[RadioactiveRyley]

Granted, but you end up getting nearly impossible questions on your exams.

I wish for a unlimited amount of money.

[Lawtan]

Granted. Oh, you have got to love inflation rates. With an infinite number of dollars in circulation (courtesy of you), the dollar actually breaks and starts having a negative value per dollar.

I wish for confidence...

[Den]

Granted, but it is only confidence in your ability to dress in drag and do the Hula.

I wish I had more brie.

[Lawtan]

...Sort of hit the core of the matter, with that curse...

More Catti-brie coming your way! All the Spellplague!

I wish I was in Alexandria during the first century AD...

[Lunaryon]

Granted, but you were teleported to the bottom of the bay and then drowned.

I wish for a tasty fish

[Illusion]

Granted, but it had hairy human legs and breathed fire.

I wish I had more money for Amiibos.

[Lunaryon]

Granted, but you use that money to order the super rare squid amiibo that was stolen recently and you will never see the product you ordered.

I wish for a fancy hat

[Illusion]

Originally Posted by Lunaryon

Granted, but you use that money to order the super rare squid amiibo that was stolen recently and you will never see the product you ordered.

I wish for a fancy hat

(I don't like in the UK, and I have all 3 squids. LOL.)

Granted, the hat is made out of a stitch of things like a living elephant, a shark who can live on land (with legs and feet, some itchy wool, and vinegar for flavor.

I wish for the thing I just granted.

[Lawtan]

Granted. However, an electric storm awakens the Hat of mixed animal parts, and they devour you.

I wish to not feel ill today...

[Illusion]

Granted, but you felt so good you decided to jump off your kitchen table and you hurt your back.

I wish for butter cream mints.