[Suzerain of Sheol]

Tarja could with telekinesis and could probably get everyone down with it, too.

Na'lsa would just regen, I assume.

Kadia, if she was sound of mind, I assume could soften her fall.

Diogenes could brace himself with TK against the impact

Fishboy... would probably survive, but might have some issues...

Dante might be out of luck on his own? How confident is he in his TK?

[Espy]

Not very. He'd have to jump relatively close to the building and see if he could use various things (LIKE THAT CHAIN?!) to latch onto other things.

Worse comes to worse, he can try to wrap the whipblade around something and break it, but it'll slow down his...uh...

...descent.

[Salone]

A ukranian stewardess once fell out of a plane (after it was blown up by terrorists) and survived the fall. It does happen. It's just rare and requires months and months of intensive care.

But a 100 foot fall is...doable. Dante could use Na'lsa as a cushion. Soften the blow. *snicker*

[Espy]

I...uh...oh no. Did I miss a joke in there?

[Salone]

Just an old joke from the previous Esch about the status of Dante and Lev/Na'lsa.

Just imagine Espy. Dante and Lev, falling out of a window, clutching each other in a final embrace in slow motion as the Rod Stewart version of "Sometimes When We Touch" plays in the background.

EDIT: Wait wait. I got this.

You ask me if I'll eat you,
And I choke on someone's thigh.
I'd rather save you, honestly,
For my mince meat pie.

But who am I to eat you?
And maybe a friend or two.
We're only just now seeing,
What Hunger can really do.

And sometimes when we touch,
I biiite off too much.
And I have to comfort you,
While you cry.

I want to eat you til you die,
Until all of you is inside.
I'll consume you,
Til the urge in me, subsides.

Sin and all her debauchery,
Has me thinking matricide.
But through all her juicy inner bits,
Some tender meat resides.

I'm just a hungering maw.
Feasting on her spleen.
A family buffet eat-all,
With intestines in between!

And sometimes when we touch,
I biiite off too much.
And I have to comfort you,
While you cry.

I want to eat you til you die,
Until all of you is inside.
I'll consume you,
Til the urge in me, subsides.

At times I wish to devour you,
And start with your knees.
And at times I just want a nibble.
And eat you, in your sleep.

At times I can almost hold back,
Please remember how hard I try.
For sanity is man made.
And this hunger will not die.

At times I think I'm crazy.
Munching on my friends.
Perhaps this one, is the last one,
But this hunger,
Never eeeeends!

And sometimes when we touch,
I biiite off too much.
And I have to comfort you,
While you cry.

I want to eat you til you die,
Until all of you is inside.
I'll consume you,
Til the urge in me, subsides.

[Suzerain of Sheol]

Times I regret that we don't have likes or a rep system on Trisphee....

[Lawtan]

*Dying of laughter over here*

[Espy]

I'm trying to not laugh hysterically while waiting at the baggage carousel.

[Quiet Man Cometh]

*blink blink*...*blink blink*

...*twitch*

[Espy]

Also, I forgot to mention -- if we're going out the window, Dante will definitely need help. His vision is a bit like Eagle Vision from Assassin's Creed, but less defined, which means /he'll have no idea where the ground is/.

[Lawtan]

-pokes suze for help around 9 or 10 pm if available-

[Quiet Man Cometh]

Tarja will help Dante out since she feels she owes him one after he stopped her chopping crazy angel's head off and being attacked by mass hell snakes.

This is, of course, assuming the opportunity comes up.

[Espy]

Could we avoid the whole falling down a hundred feet thing? Please?

But it's more fun that way.

Not for /me/.

[Suzerain of Sheol]

Originally Posted by Lawtan

-pokes suze for help around 9 or 10 pm if available-

I'll be here.

And who are we actually waiting on? I don't want to post until we have something of a plan for how this is going to go.

[Gallagher]

Originally Posted by Suzerain of Sheol

Fishboy... would probably survive, but might have some issues...

He'd be fiiiiiinnnnneeeeeeeee. It's making sure he'd actually follow the weird scrambling minnow things that's the problem.

... yeah, more likely than not, he's just going to pop up again at random, cuz let's face it, no one is going to be paying attention to him right now anyway.

dun duna dunana nana, POP goes the fishboy

[Quiet Man Cometh]

I know that's supposed to be the weasel tune, but my brain is playing Alfred Hitchcock.