[Illusion]

Granted, but you had to cut off a head instead ;D
I wish I had a flying boat!

[GrnTea]

Granted, but then you have to listen to T-Pain sing "I'm on a flying boat" constantly

I wish I was as good of a musician as Miles Davis :(

[Illusion]

Granted, but your head is trapped in a bubble so no sound can get out.

I wish I had a clone that does whatever I tell it to do!

[Corovignh]

Granted, but since it's a clone it imitates your ordering habits and yells at you to do stuff instead, eventually growing an anger management problem and tries to nom you into nonexistence in your sleep. @w@

I wish my term paper were done.

[Kotomi]

granted but it was written backwards

I wish my headache would go away~

[Corovignh]

Granted, but now your wrist hurts.

I wish I had more tea.

[Kotomi]

Granted but it tastes bad

I wish I had a faster computer

[Boob Pudding]

granted but it was so fast it was smarter than you and enslaved you.

I wish I had more music to listen to.

[Kotomi]

granted but the new music busts your eardrums

I wish I had wings

[Glass Heart]

Granted but they are too small to do anything

I wish I had a puppy

[MizuMahou]

Granted, but it runs amok in your house.

I wish my dog wasn't so lazy

[Glass Heart]

Granted and yours runs amok in the house as well
I wish I had a phoenix

[MizuMahou]

Granted, but you can't keep it because its a fire hazard.

I wish I wasn't so full

[SilverPhoenyx]

Where Am I?

Granted, but now you are starving again.


I wish someone would sell me a rave.

Where do you think?

[MizuMahou]

Granted but they obtained by illegal means and you are now temp banned.

I wish I could post faster.

[Ultima]

Granted, but you get banned for spamming =P

I wish I had an Anka D=