[uncledaddy]

"Well, that's a bit unseemly," Russel muttered as he was swatted away.

[Red Lion]

"A pipe down!" said Herbie dismissively as he showed Saya how to cook the clams.

[uncledaddy]

Russel frowned, but watched the demonstration carefully.

[Red Lion]

Herbie spent most of the demonstration flirting and winking at Saya.

[uncledaddy]

Russel tapped his foot on the sand. "If you please..."

[Red Lion]

"Don't mind if I do!" said Herbie grabbing Saya and giving her loud kiss, "What a dame!"

[uncledaddy]

Russel's eyes widened for an instant, then the look of general disapproval was back. "It's a bit rude to kiss someone else's wife," he stated tersely.

[Red Lion]

"Ah what are you? A mormon? Lighten up pops!" said Herbie giving Russel a hearty whack on the back.

[uncledaddy]

"Pops?" Russel questioned, dusting himself off as though Herbie's hand had been dirty.

[Red Lion]

"Well I take it you're older than me by a lot," said Herbie.

[uncledaddy]

"I've just had my one-hundred-and-twenty-seventh birthday," Russel replied.

[Red Lion]

"Ha! Knew it!" said Herbie.

[uncledaddy]

Russel smiled a bit. "How can you tell?"

[Red Lion]

"Cause you act like my pops," said Herbie popping a piece of freshly cooked food into his mouth.

[uncledaddy]

"I see..." Russel blinked and decided not to question it further. "Well, I'm quite famished!" He turned to Saya. "Shall we?"

[Red Lion]

Saya nodded and handed him a plate, "Than you so much Her-bee! This vould haf been a disaster vithout you!" she cooed, giving Herbie a kiss on the cheek.