[Red Lion]

...A Dracula movie?

....With Rutger Hauers and Giant Mantis Dracula?

[uncledaddy]

NO NO NO NO NO
this is ridic
this cannot be.

[Red Lion]

IT IS JUST LOOK AT IT IN ALL ITS GLORIOUS STUPIDITY!

[uncledaddy]

I just... GAH > A <

cannot even imagine what the thought process must have been in creating that.

[Red Lion]

It was this: I WANT MANTIS! GIVE ME GIANT MANTIS IN MY DRACULA MOVIE! AND I WANT BOOBIES! LOTS OF BOOBIES!.....and lastly let's get Rutger Hauer in this movie to lure in his fanbase into watching it so we'll get SOME kind of profit out of this.

[uncledaddy]

MY GOD

IT'S BRILLIANT

[Red Lion]

Oh it has all the worst things, bad CGI, terrible practical effects, some people who are clearly dubbed, awkward hilarious sex, over the top vampires and to top it all of Rutger Hauer being himself.

[uncledaddy]

...This is a must watch. oh lord they knew exactly what they were doing, didn't they?

[Red Lion]

Yes, it doesn't get really ridiculous until the third act but good lord as soon as Rutger Hauer enters the movie they pull out all the stops and it's just glorious in how awful it is.

[uncledaddy]

Rutger Hauer, what the hell are you doing man

[Red Lion]

I don't know, I want to say he's either doing someone a favor or he's hard up for cash.

[uncledaddy]

Then again, knowing what he does... I am almost not surprise.


eewwww ran out of skim and had to use 1%. I CAN TASTE IT.

[Red Lion]

.......We have no milk, gimme yours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_saUN4j7Gw

Hard to believe he went from this to Dracula 3D...

[uncledaddy]

And yet, he seems to like that corny sci-fi stuff.... e _e


Bleh, come take it

no wait don't; I need the cereal as my only source of sugar that isn't insanely unhealthy.

[Red Lion]

He does, actually. He can do real, genuine drama but he likes his fun too....


and roo, indeed.

[uncledaddy]

He is a strange but lovable man.

Almost out of cereal, though. D: Then it's just me and the yogurt.