[uncledaddy]

The doctor tried to remind himself that stranger things had happened, just as B burst through the door in a fit of excitement, breasts bouncing for all to see, and exclaimed that she was a father.

[Red Lion]

Kurt grinned and held out the baby to her, "Look at him, he's perfect! Look at those blond curls!"

[uncledaddy]

B cooed as she took the baby, instinct overriding her initial concerns about becoming a parent. "He is perfect," she agreed, gently kissing his forehead.

[Red Lion]

"What will we call him?" asked Kurt waving away a nurse who was trying to insist that he rest.

[uncledaddy]

"Well, we could go the traditional route and call him Flackery," B suggested.

[Red Lion]

Kurt frowned but couldn't think of a better name, "Alright, Flackery," he said with a smile.

[uncledaddy]

B beamed as she nuzzled the baby. "Flackery... my very own little baby."

[Red Lion]

"Mine too!" Kurt reminded her, putting his arms around her and the baby, "He's so beautiful, my little man,"

[uncledaddy]

Some time passed, and Randy VIII was growing restless. It seemed that all of Kurt's attention had gone to B and now the new baby, and Randy longed for something, even if it had to be a fight... Of course it had to be a fight. What else was there?

[Red Lion]

After the excitement died down Kurt returned to his routine and as he was coming home from work one day he encountered Randy VIII.

[uncledaddy]

"How's it goin', sugar?" Randy called as he approached him.

[Red Lion]

"Fine," Kurt remarked as he continued on his way without a glance at Randy.

[uncledaddy]

Randy frowned and followed after him, walking only a few inches away. "Whatchoo been up to?" While a part of him hoped that Kurt would react in the same way he always had, part of him was being perfectly genuine.

[Red Lion]

"Same as always," came the blunt reply.

[uncledaddy]

Randy VIII snorted. "What is this, no snarlin'? No growlin'?"

[Red Lion]

"No," again a short reply.