[uncledaddy]

B raised her eyebrows. "You've got... You've got little boobies!" She stifled a giggle. "Did the Pac-fairies get you?"

[Red Lion]

Kurt nodded and grimaced, "I can't go to the station like this! I'm a woman!" he growled although his voice was far less menacing in it's higher pitch.

[uncledaddy]

This time B couldn't hold back her laughter. "You can still do all the things you normally do... and more," she said as she approached to inspect him more closely.

[Red Lion]

"More? I'm shorter! And there are flabby parts on me! How can I do my job in this condition!" Kurt barked.

[uncledaddy]

B sniffed him as she circled around him. "You'll be fine," she insisted, wrapping her arms around him from behind. "It's only for twenty-four hours."

[Red Lion]

"Ah, well that's not so bad, I'll just take the day off," he relaxed into her arms.

[uncledaddy]

She grinned. "You don't make a bad-looking woman," she commented.

[Red Lion]

"Y...you think so?" Kurt raised an eyebrow.

[uncledaddy]

"Uh huh." B turned him around and kissed him.

[Red Lion]

Kurt returned her kiss, "What are you up to, dear?"

[uncledaddy]

"Well, you're a woman for the day... and I'm a man for the day..." She smiled again, a mischievous show of pointed teeth as she pressed him close.

[Red Lion]

"I think I know what you're getting at," said Kurt wrapping his arms around her.

[uncledaddy]

"You're not scared?" she cooed, backing him against the wall.

[Red Lion]

"Well....I'm slightly nervous," Kurt admitted, a blush painting his cheeks.

[uncledaddy]

B kissed him there, then along his chin and down his neck. "I won't hurt you," she promised sweetly as she rubbed against him.

[Red Lion]

Kurt grinned and put his arms around her, "Going to be gentle because it's my first time?" he asked.