[toxxic]

you can have the uniboobs

[Johnny Hobo]

I don't want them :(

[toxxic]

but neither do i

someone has to have them

[Johnny Hobo]

You're a uniboob so you get them all.

[toxxic]

but if i have more than one boob then it's not uniboob anymore

[Johnny Hobo]

I'll cut one of them off.

[toxxic]

...um. ouch.

[Johnny Hobo]

No, I'll cut them both off.

Then sew them together.

And then sew them in the middle of your chest.

[toxxic]

i'll sew your dick to the middle of your chest >>

[Espy]

I hope you meant, after you cut it off.

-mind in the gutter-

[toxxic]

it wouldn't reach otherwise

[Espy]

I...er...exactly.

[toxxic]

does this make you uncomfortable?

[Espy]

XD Nah. But I've a pretty vivid imagination. Hahaha. Hah.

...god why am I even awake right now.

[toxxic]

It's only 2am here

and donnie's stopped responding on skype (and here) so I dunno where he went

[Espy]

It's 3, and I'm usually not this tired, but I've been sick lately. And don't worry. It takes quite a bit for me to actually start getting uncomfortable.