[Maro]

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you stick it in the oven

I'm horrible.

[Espy]

-winces-

Guys, let's stop with the Jew jokes.

[Alchemy]

Originally Posted by Maro

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you stick it in the oven

I'm horrible.

Pfff. Oh god, someone just send me to hell already omfg.

And yeah, that Obama one wasn't very funny...

[Natsunaine]

I was gonna tell that one next XD!! maro look at the last comment on the previous page! I told another joke

[Lauv Keiko]

Originally Posted by Alpha

*pokes Espy* DO IT! Jokes....we must hear them!

I also spot an Ulti mule.....along with a Natsu, a Maro, and a hyjin.

I feels the sad. YOu did not NOtice me. T_T


lol, natsu & maro, those are good ones.

[Alpha]

I'm with Espy, let's tone down the Jew jokes. they can get pretty bad......

So, I'll join in....or not. Drawing a blank on any quick ones.

Sorry Lauv. A bit distracted at the moment.

[Lauv Keiko]

I got a joke.

but then again...it's a dirty/green joke. LOL. anyone up for it?

@alpha: it's kewl yo

[Maro]

XD OH GODS

Okay I'll tell some newfie jokes then.

Newfoundland Temptation..

A newlywed Newfie sailor is informed by the navy that he's going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2 years. A few weeks after he gets there he really starts to miss his new wife, so he writes her a letter.
"My darling," he writes, "it looks like we're going to be apart for a very long time. Already I'm starting to miss you and we're constantly surrounded by young, attractive native girls. The temptation's terrible. I need some kind of hobby to keep my mind off them."

His wife sends him back an accordion with a note reading, "Why don't you learn to play this?"

Eventually his tour of duty comes to an end and the Newfie sailor rushes back to his wife. "Darling" he says, "I can't wait to get you into bed so that we can make passionate love!"

But she stops him with a wave of her hand. "First, let's see how well you play that accordion."

You might be a Newfie Jedi if...

1.You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be witt ya by*'."
2. Your Jedi robe is made of seal skin.
3. You have ever used your light saber to quarter a moose.
4. Both wings of your X-Wing are done over with sheet metal and rivets and are covered with polybond.
5. You have ever eaten bottled Ewok.
6. You have ever used a land-speeder to get away from wildlife officers.
7. The best part of spending time on Dagobah is the great weather.
8. Even C3-PO cannot understand what you are saying.
9. You have used Jedi mind tricks to help you drag off someone from the Sundance (Bar on George Street)and Breezway (University Bar).
10. You have ever used the force to convince a Human Resources Canada officer to give you unemployment insurance checks.
11. Your father has ever said to you, "Come on by' son, come on over 'ere to the dark side and have a Black Horse (Newfoundland brewed beer) witt yer old man."
12. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to scare off mosquitoes on May 24 weekend.
13. You have ever used the Millennium Falcon to smuggle booze and cigarettes from St. Pierre (Island belonging to France just of southern nf coast).
14. You have a Newfoundland dog painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
15. You think Andy Wells (St. John's mayor) and Brian Tobin (nf premier) are part of the dark side of the force.
16. You have ever fantasized about Danielle House wearing her hair like Princess Leia.
17. You have a trailer hitch on the back of your land speeder for hauling your trailer to gravel pits.
18. Chewbacca is the lead of your dog sled team.
19. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with snowmobile skis.
20. You were the only person drinking Newfie Screech during the cantina scene.
21. If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... tell me what the hell your mother's getting on with by'?!"
"Boy" is pronounced "by".

[Alchemy]

I was going to say a gay joke,

butt fuck it.

Seriously though, gay jokes aren't funny,

cum on guys.

[Natsunaine]

I dont know if you guys saw these cause they were the last comment on the prev page..NOW FOR THE NEXT HORRIBLE JOKE!

If Obama (The usa's black president) and an apple fell from a tree which one would hit the ground first!

The apple obama's rope would catch him >.>

Don't worry guys i have black people in my family tree!!

They are still hanging there >.>

[Espy]

The sailor one made me chuckle a bit.

[Alchemy]

@Natsu: Yeah, I saw it. ... It's umm... not funny.

[Natsunaine]

Wanna talk about gay jokes?

I have a pill that cures being a lesbian its called..

Trymenagain

[Lauv Keiko]

OMG. OMG.
My butt hurts, ulti.

LOL, natsu, that made me choke on my chicken.


If you guys get it.

[Demonskid]

o-o such hate in those jokes...

i has a pervy joke...

Why can't Dwarfs wear tampons?

because they trip over the string

[Natsunaine]

I know some pretty aweful jokes most of which prob grant me a one way ticket to hell XD