[Demonskid]

Granted but its a huge one and its aiming the sun at you as if you were a ant to be caught on fire!

I wish for my cat to behave

[Nightmare]

Granted but then your cat becomes extremely boring.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[Corovignh]

REJECTED.

I wish my telescope would work.

[Kotomi]

ouch/
granted, however, it is stuck on a distant planet

I wish for my drawings to come to life!

[Illusion]

Granted, but they were evil and trapped you onto a piece of paper and crumbled you up and threw you in the garbage.

I wish I can relive this weekend forever.

[Sugar]

granted, but all of the same things happen and it gets boring as hell...

I wish i had a nice, cute REAL chikorita!!

[Illusion]

Granted, but it had dow syndrome and was crippled.
I wish October will go by fast and stop at the 29th.

[Kotomi]

granted but then time will freeze and nothing else could happen

I wish my computer would stop overheating

[Kira Shino]

Granted, but now it's in a block of ice and can't be used
i wish i could fly

[Letiel]

Granted but you can't ever come down D:

I wish my roommate was awesomer X3

[Lucid:]

Granted, but then everybody ignored you more than they already do.

I wish I had more salt & vinegar chips.

[Letiel]

*gasp*
Granted you get FAT

I wish my roommate wasn't vegetarian

[Lucid:]

Granted, but then you had to be. D:<

I wish my roommate wished for better things.

[Letiel]

*feels faint* That's a horrid thought TT_TT

Granted, You pale in comparison to my awesomeness

I wish my buddy would give me my knife back

[Lucid:]

Granted, but she dulled it significantly so you couldn't use it.

I wish my roommate kept the room warmer.

[Letiel]

Granted, your roommate can't sleep cause it's too hot, goes crazy, and smothers you with your own memory foam pillow

I wish it would snow